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#61 iguanapunk   User is offline

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Posted 29 July 2006 - 4:34 PM

chemd'up Escribi�:

yeah, you really gotta watch out exactly where you walk in belfast




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Posted 29 July 2006 - 6:22 PM

no, English lads over in our fair city on stag do's

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Posted 29 July 2006 - 7:02 PM

and unionists!

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Posted 29 July 2006 - 7:19 PM

Have you guys heard of this thing called Happy Slapping or something ?

Basicly , pick a random person , beat him up for NO REASON , and have somebody filming it with a mobile phone and than spread the video's.



I'm not even gonna start to say how angry that makes me because i will get aggresive for the rest of the night.

I havent seen the video's either but my friend has them on his phone. I refuse to watch it though. I can't see such things.



Seriously where is it going with the world.

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Posted 30 July 2006 - 8:04 AM

Jeanie Escribi�:

Seriously where is it going with the world.




Global bullying, survival of the fittest, world in competition, etc. :(

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Posted 30 July 2006 - 11:24 AM

Sorry to hear about your experience Foxboy.



Happy slapping is just fucking sad.



I don't understand the mentality of some people. Sometimes living in a remote place really appeals, the UK is full of cunts who do this kind of thing.



Mongolia- 1.7 people per square km!!

Greenland- 0.026 people per square km!!

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Posted 30 July 2006 - 11:30 AM

hahahaha. the mongolia n greenland thing!
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Posted 30 July 2006 - 1:44 PM

Happy Slapping is OOOLD. The latest craze is shocking to say the least! It's called Seagulling; where the violator goes to the toilet and ejaculates onto their hand, then he finds a victim and slaps his seminal fluid upon their face shouting the word "Seagulled!" 8O
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Posted 30 July 2006 - 1:53 PM

brave new world's here!

where's chemical fuckin six?
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Posted 30 July 2006 - 1:54 PM

Have Patience my friend.

Tom and Ed have to eat and sleep and enjoy their families and live and go on holidays ans stuff too you know.

Let them breathe!



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Posted 30 July 2006 - 1:54 PM

iguanapunk Escribi�:

Happy Slapping is OOOLD. The latest craze is shocking to say the least! It's called Seagulling; where the violator goes to the toilet and ejaculates onto their hand, then he finds a victim and slaps his seminal fluid upon their face shouting the word "Seagulled!" 8O




theres an even NEWER one now iggy!!!! no need for the middleman, i.e the hand, there are ppl going around now filming eachother ejaculating on strangers in public!

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Posted 30 July 2006 - 1:58 PM

Jeanie Escribi�:

Have Patience my friend.

Tom and Ed have to eat and sleep and enjoy their families and live and go on holidays ans stuff too you know.

Let them breathe!



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tell em here's the deal, let em work their assess off release six albums together, n i'll let them go on a 3 yr old break. am sure they'd be thrilled, being the rock stars they've become now, n will consider.
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Posted 30 July 2006 - 2:02 PM

i also don't mind if they still wanna call the new album after they come back in 3 yrs, chemical 7 too.
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Posted 30 July 2006 - 2:48 PM

chemd'up Escribi�:

iguanapunk Escribi�:

Happy Slapping is OOOLD. The latest craze is shocking to say the least! It's called Seagulling; where the violator goes to the toilet and ejaculates onto their hand, then he finds a victim and slaps his seminal fluid upon their face shouting the word "Seagulled!" 8O




theres an even NEWER one now iggy!!!! no need for the middleman, i.e the hand, there are ppl going around now filming eachother ejaculating on strangers in public!




You really need to find a new hobby mate. Surely the buttons stick on your camera now?



but seriously, yeah I remember seeing a Jap video a while back where this guy would 'prepare' himself and then release his potato salad onto a ladies face.
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Posted 30 July 2006 - 2:53 PM

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i also don't mind if they still wanna call the new album after they come back in 3 yrs, chemical 7 too.




chemical 8 would be more funny IMO

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Posted 30 July 2006 - 2:54 PM

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i also don't mind if they still wanna call the new album after they come back in 3 yrs, chemical 7 too.




chemical 8 would be more funny IMO




and FUNNIER too... (so would be an edit button)

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Posted 30 July 2006 - 4:18 PM

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I hope the cops catch them.





GREAT FUCKIN NEWS EVERYONE!!... The cops were on the scene straight after and took our details, this is soo sweet. They had them in custosy and took all our statements, I am no way in the wrong they totally were, honestly. I got out pretty lucky, people were saying ''they coulda had anything, knives, screwdriviers etc.''



So anyway, they got them, theyre being charged with Assault on a Minor. How fuckin cool? Im getting a big ass paycheck aswell, theyre being brought to court! :D :D :D :D





I made my statement soooooo harsh sounding, I said things like, I couldnt run very well because of a disablity in my foot (which i do have, thats another story) So, they didnt just hit a minor, they hit a disabled minor as far as the government are concerned. I also said they boot me in the face, thats how my nose was busted. Im going to my GP on monday to tell him im having sweats in the middle of the night and wetting the bed and afraid to give any one a light of a cigarette now. Guys, these scumbags are sooooo fried beyond belief.



I told my dad they got them on the phone, he just said.... That's it Joe son, theyre getting F.R.I.E.D!



I'll buy yas all a big present once i get my paycheck 8)

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Posted 30 July 2006 - 4:32 PM

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whirlygirl Escribi�:

I hope the cops catch them.





GREAT FUCKIN NEWS EVERYONE!!... The cops were on the scene straight after and took our details, this is soo sweet. They had them in custosy and took all our statements, I am no way in the wrong they totally were, honestly. I got out pretty lucky, people were saying ''they coulda had anything, knives, screwdriviers etc.''



So anyway, they got them, theyre being charged with Assault on a Minor. How fuckin cool? Im getting a big ass paycheck aswell, theyre being brought to court! :D :D :D :D





I made my statement soooooo harsh sounding, I said things like, I couldnt run very well because of a disablity in my foot (which i do have, thats another story) So, they didnt just hit a minor, they hit a disabled minor as far as the government are concerned. I also said they boot me in the face, thats how my nose was busted. Im going to my GP on monday to tell him im having sweats in the middle of the night and wetting the bed and afraid to give any one a light of a cigarette now. Guys, these scumbags are sooooo fried beyond belief.



I told my dad they got them on the phone, he just said.... That's it Joe son, theyre getting F.R.I.E.D!



I'll buy yas all a big present once i get my paycheck 8)






wow the northern cops actually work!! 8O

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Posted 30 July 2006 - 4:35 PM

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Foxboy Escribi�:

whirlygirl Escribi�:

I hope the cops catch them.





GREAT FUCKIN NEWS EVERYONE!!... The cops were on the scene straight after and took our details, this is soo sweet. They had them in custosy and took all our statements, I am no way in the wrong they totally were, honestly. I got out pretty lucky, people were saying ''they coulda had anything, knives, screwdriviers etc.''



So anyway, they got them, theyre being charged with Assault on a Minor. How fuckin cool? Im getting a big ass paycheck aswell, theyre being brought to court! :D :D :D :D





I made my statement soooooo harsh sounding, I said things like, I couldnt run very well because of a disablity in my foot (which i do have, thats another story) So, they didnt just hit a minor, they hit a disabled minor as far as the government are concerned. I also said they boot me in the face, thats how my nose was busted. Im going to my GP on monday to tell him im having sweats in the middle of the night and wetting the bed and afraid to give any one a light of a cigarette now. Guys, these scumbags are sooooo fried beyond belief.



I told my dad they got them on the phone, he just said.... That's it Joe son, theyre getting F.R.I.E.D!



I'll buy yas all a big present once i get my paycheck 8)






wow the northern cops actually work!! 8O






Funny enough, yes they did, I was actually quite astounded, but I couldnt care, theyre getting done in, which is good, 2-3 less scumbags off the street.

But they had caused trouble before hand in a shopping centre, the cops were called out and as they assaulted us, the cops showed up, what a bunch of idiots.

The officer is coming out to sign my medical forms

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Posted 30 July 2006 - 5:20 PM

the psni generally are better than the gardai.....of course scooby doo and the mystery mobile are better at solving crime than the gardai

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