This is the thread where you give me a lot of advice by telling me things to do and not do, because I'm still young and havent terribly screwed up yet.

I'm here for motherly advice.



Pick a topic, any topic - be specific, since I don't do well with broad, sweeping questions. Think about it while I read my son his Boba Fett book. ;)

whirlygirl Escribi�:

I'm here for motherly advice.



Pick a topic, any topic - be specific, since I don't do well with broad, sweeping questions. Think about it while I read my son his Boba Fett book. ;)

it seems your fan is a big fan of str wars eh? i wonder if he have wet dreams with princess lea. i still have them :-//

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whirlygirl Escribi�:

I'm here for motherly advice.



Pick a topic, any topic - be specific, since I don't do well with broad, sweeping questions. Think about it while I read my son his Boba Fett book. ;)

it seems your son is a big fan of star wars eh? i wonder if he have wet dreams with princess lea. i still have them :-//

:x i need a new keyboard :x :x :x :x

Hmm... I didnt intend for the topic to go this way, but whatever. I personally am agnostic, meaning I believe it is impossible to know whether or not there is a god; however, the rest of my family is severly presbyterian. My parents do not know of this; however, the other day we was discussing the fact that my friend had personally converted to buddhism. My parents had a response that said pretty much that I have to be a christian as long as live in their house even though I didnt even say anything about myself. Well, the next week they confront me with these "christian confirmation" classes for all the middle-school youth at my church. I didnt say anything, but i pretty much knew that i really didnt have a choice. In these classes, i have to say some stuff about how much i beleive in jesus or whatever, and then i get offcially accepted into my church. Well as one would assume, i really dont want to pretend im christian for 5 more years; however, I also dont want all influential media and persons removed from my life by being grounded from people and electronics until I "believe in Jesus". What am i to do?

This is really all you need to know to lead a happy life, it's just about the only commandment I live by:



It's better to regret something you have done than to regret something you haven't done.



That's really it. If you remember that and base all your actions on that, you will lead a full life.

robot.mx Escribi�:

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whirlygirl Escribi�:

I'm here for motherly advice.



Pick a topic, any topic - be specific, since I don't do well with broad, sweeping questions. Think about it while I read my son his Boba Fett book. ;)

it seems your son is a big fan of star wars eh? i wonder if he have wet dreams with princess lea. i still have them :-//

:x i need a new keyboard :x :x :x :x

Dude, her son is like, 5 or 6, right?

TheFlamingDead_ Escribi�:

Hmm... I didnt intend for the topic to go this way, but whatever. I personally am agnostic, meaning I believe it is impossible to know whether or not there is a god; however, the rest of my family is severly presbyterian. My parents do not know of this; however, the other day we was discussing the fact that my friend had personally converted to buddhism. My parents had a response that said pretty much that I have to be a christian as long as live in their house even though I didnt even say anything about myself. Well, the next week they confront me with these "christian confirmation" classes for all the middle-school youth at my church. I didnt say anything, but i pretty much knew that i really didnt have a choice. In these classes, i have to say some stuff about how much i beleive in jesus or whatever, and then i get offcially accepted into my church. Well as one would assume, i really dont want to pretend im christian for 5 more years; however, I also dont want all influential media and persons removed from my life by being grounded from people and electronics until I "believe in Jesus". What am i to do?

Pretend man. Suprise and smile and let them think you're a good little christian boy. There are many advantages to this stratrgy:



First and formost, christian gatherings will always give you an excuse... 'Uh, I'm going to a Youths for Jesus Meeting, we're gonna be praying really late, I'll be home by midnight'... and these repressed christian girls really, reaaaalllllllllly know how to party, when they go wrong. And the best part, if you can pull it off, the whole pretend christian thing, your parents will trust you, and you'll be able to do basicly whatever you want. If they give you a hard time about anything, look really emotional, say 'I'm having questions about my faith! Just leave me alone with jesus to work it out!!!' and bam, you're off the hook.

:x yes i�m only talking bollocks, i�m on off mode now,in this forum i dont know wtf is happneing to my mind.

TheFlamingDead_ Escribi�:

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whirlygirl Escribi�:

I'm here for motherly advice.



Pick a topic, any topic - be specific, since I don't do well with broad, sweeping questions. Think about it while I read my son his Boba Fett book. ;)

it seems your son is a big fan of star wars eh? i wonder if he have wet dreams with princess lea. i still have them :-//

:x i need a new keyboard :x :x :x :x

Dude, her son is like, 5 or 6, right?

heh, no wet dreams yet, he IS 6 years old... he DOES ask, 'Why did Jabba the Hut make Princess Leia wear that metal bathing suit?'



I just tell him, you'll understand one day buddy.

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Hmm... I didnt intend for the topic to go this way, but whatever. I personally am agnostic, meaning I believe it is impossible to know whether or not there is a god; however, the rest of my family is severly presbyterian. My parents do not know of this; however, the other day we was discussing the fact that my friend had personally converted to buddhism. My parents had a response that said pretty much that I have to be a christian as long as live in their house even though I didnt even say anything about myself. Well, the next week they confront me with these "christian confirmation" classes for all the middle-school youth at my church. I didnt say anything, but i pretty much knew that i really didnt have a choice. In these classes, i have to say some stuff about how much i beleive in jesus or whatever, and then i get offcially accepted into my church. Well as one would assume, i really dont want to pretend im christian for 5 more years; however, I also dont want all influential media and persons removed from my life by being grounded from people and electronics until I "believe in Jesus". What am i to do?

Pretend man. Suprise and smile and let them think you're a good little christian boy. There are many advantages to this stratrgy:



First and formost, christian gatherings will always give you an excuse... 'Uh, I'm going to a Youths for Jesus Meeting, we're gonna be praying really late, I'll be home by midnight'... and these repressed christian girls really, reaaaalllllllllly know how to party, when they go wrong. And the best part, if you can pull it off, the whole pretend christian thing, your parents will trust you, and you'll be able to do basicly whatever you want. If they give you a hard time about anything, look really emotional, say 'I'm having questions about my faith! Just leave me alone with jesus to work it out!!!' and bam, you're off the hook.

Wait, doesn't this contradict what you just said?

robot.mx Escribi�:

:x yes i�m only talking bollocks, i�m on off mode now,in this forum i dont know wtf is happneing to my mind.

are you smoking the w33d?

TheFlamingDead_ Escribi�:

Wait, doesn't this contradict what you just said?

Not really.



Think of it as being a spy. If you're James Bond, and you're wandering around Russia all secret like, you can't be all, 'Hi, I'm James Bond! Supersecret Agent!' they'd shoot you. So you gotta pretend your just your average ordinary russian, completely downtrodden and all that, and then, when no one's looking, you get to drink martinis and bang chicks with names like Pussy Galore.



see, if you rebel now, they'll work that much harder to break you.

toomuch'stash Escribi�:

robot.mx Escribi�:

:x yes i�m only talking bollocks, i�m on off mode now,in this forum i dont know wtf is happneing to my mind.

are you smoking the w33d?

X-D no just beer, with a little bit of tequila.

man, I need a beer. And some vodka. And some weed. and a bit of cough syrup. and i need to water my psilocybin mushrooms.



fuck, working late is cutting into my personal time now. I'm gonna raid the client fridge for heinekens as I leave.

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TheFlamingDead_ Escribi�:

Wait, doesn't this contradict what you just said?

Not really.



Think of it as being a spy. If you're James Bond, and you're wandering around Russia all secret like, you can't be all, 'Hi, I'm James Bond! Supersecret Agent!' they'd shoot you. So you gotta pretend your just your average ordinary russian, completely downtrodden and all that, and then, when no one's looking, you get to drink martinis and bang chicks with names like Pussy Galore.



see, if you rebel now, they'll work that much harder to break you.

is the name of one of the girls in goldfinger? i dont remember!!!!! :?

Yep, she worked for Goldfinger

Stash, you're answers on everything seem right so far, but i can only pretend im christian so much considering all of friends know my true religion. Oh and also, NONE of the girls in my youth group are mildly hot :( .

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whirlygirl Escribi�:

I'm here for motherly advice.



Pick a topic, any topic - be specific, since I don't do well with broad, sweeping questions. Think about it while I read my son his Boba Fett book. ;)

it seems your fan is a big fan of str wars eh? i wonder if he have wet dreams with princess lea. i still have them :-//

That's sick, man. My son's 6 and a half years old! At that age, girls have cooties!! ;)

hey stash wtf are you doing working at night on friday!!!! go wtih whirly and stash junior right now!!!!