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#21
Posted 17 September 2004 - 3:48 AM
It's not often nowadays I get terribly fucked up in the presence of polite company, thereby doing something absolutely embarrassing. Been there done that... eh...yeeaaaaaah... :-// I just don't like the hassle of being tortured by some embarrassing moment forever bored into my memory. I think I was more prone to doing embarrassing crap when I was younger and less able to maintain, both mentally and vertically.
Doesn't mean I don't like to lose control these days, on rare occasion of course, I just have to have a serious game plan in order to do so.
*sigh* to be young and carefree with no responsibilities!
Doesn't mean I don't like to lose control these days, on rare occasion of course, I just have to have a serious game plan in order to do so.
*sigh* to be young and carefree with no responsibilities!
be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle
#23
Posted 17 September 2004 - 6:48 AM
Don't be scared, just enjoy your youth and have fun (and stay out of trouble!) I don't think my game plan is unfortunate - I just get nostalgic sometimes but it doesn't bring me down. I had a lot of fun with my carefree young adulthood. Now, when I do get a chance to go out, I try to make the most of it because (and I can't lie) going out is a rarer occasion than it used to be - but this old girl can have fun hehe ;) It's just that now, I have other things to do than spend my days nursing hangovers like I used to do. I don't miss that at all!
be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle
#26
Posted 17 September 2004 - 7:01 PM
This one time at band camp i got so drunk that i puked 11 times throughout the night everywhere. i mean everyfuckin where. In my best friend's , his house , @ taco bell (where i work), on myself, on a Cadillac in the parking lot....phew. and then i passed out in my friends bathroom, when i woke up my pants where gone and a dog was licking my behind. Turns out bunch of girls spread peanut butter all over my ass and made the dog lick it.....erm...that's bout it. I was so mad when i realized what the fuck was going on but everybody had a good laugh out of it so its all good. i am over it.
#31
Posted 18 September 2004 - 2:47 AM
X-D You guys rock!! I'm seeing a side of people here that I've never seen before! ;)
OK - one of a few embarassing moments involving alcohol.
I was 17, and my brother was graduating from college. He and his girlfriend (who is now his wife) and a bunch of his friends went to a college after-party, and they asked me to tag along. Naturally, my parents didn't have a problem with me hanging out with my brother, even though he probably wasn't the best influence on me all the time.
So before leaving, we toke up and prepare for the night. We get to the graduation party somewhere in downtown Los Angeles. It's at an old, defunct brewery, and the place was set up like a dance club. I was clearly the youngest person there, so that meant I was going to hang out with my brother, his girlfriend, and his friends rather than mingle. Good thing, I was very very shy at that age. At the door, we were given 3 drink tickets each. I immediately went to hit those up. Heinekin on the house!
After drinking those, and being a sheltered 17 year old, I was a little tipsy. My bro's girlfriend, who doesn't drink, gave me her tickets and it was back to Heinekin city.
Flash foward an hour, and everybody was trying to get the 17 year old drunk. If I wasn't covered in beer, I was covered in drink tickets. It's funny, how after a while, Heinekin starts to taste like water.
My brother was incredibly trashed and we both went around and stole drink tickets from people's purses and stuff. I was feeling much more uninhibited, so I'd just ask people point blank if they had any extra drink tickets. The room kind of began to sway, so I held back for a while. I didn't want to puke in front of all the college grads!
The song Veronica, by Elvis Costello (it was 1989 afterall) was being played. I got up onto a table and started belting it out. Totally not my style, then again I was completely twisted. I tried to do a dance routine, but ended up falling off the table and knocking over a Henekin bottle/pyramid.
I really had to pee, so I went to the bathroom. Not my lucky day, I'd gotten my monthly visit from... well, let's just say it wasn't pretty. I was so distressed having no feminine sanitary thingies, that I started walking around to complete strangers and asking them if I could borrow a pad, tampon, anything at all. After what seemed like forever, my sis-in-law eventually came to my aid, thank god.
I think we were the last people out of the place, because it was kind of quiet when we left. We got a cab, and I almost threw up all over the place. So I hung my head out the window and luckily, managed to choke it back. I think I said a few things to passing cars, because people were laughing at me with my head hanging out the window while driving in a cab through downtown Los Angeles.
That night was horrible. I kept hiccupping and trying to choke it all back (I have this fear of vomit so I *never* throw even though it's probably the best thing to do in those situations... eh) but I spent all night hovering over a tiny trashcan in my brother's apartment all night just in case. My moaning and groaning and hiccupping kept the whole house awake.
I managed not to puke anything up, and wound up with really bad alcohol poisoning and a hangover that lasted... I'm not kidding, 4 days.
I know it doesn't sound like it would be embarrassing, but I had to live with my brother's college mates who, every time they'd see me, ask if I was on the rag and "won't you please sing Veronica, you did such a nice job at the after-party, and here's a table for you to dance on."
OK - one of a few embarassing moments involving alcohol.
I was 17, and my brother was graduating from college. He and his girlfriend (who is now his wife) and a bunch of his friends went to a college after-party, and they asked me to tag along. Naturally, my parents didn't have a problem with me hanging out with my brother, even though he probably wasn't the best influence on me all the time.
So before leaving, we toke up and prepare for the night. We get to the graduation party somewhere in downtown Los Angeles. It's at an old, defunct brewery, and the place was set up like a dance club. I was clearly the youngest person there, so that meant I was going to hang out with my brother, his girlfriend, and his friends rather than mingle. Good thing, I was very very shy at that age. At the door, we were given 3 drink tickets each. I immediately went to hit those up. Heinekin on the house!
After drinking those, and being a sheltered 17 year old, I was a little tipsy. My bro's girlfriend, who doesn't drink, gave me her tickets and it was back to Heinekin city.
Flash foward an hour, and everybody was trying to get the 17 year old drunk. If I wasn't covered in beer, I was covered in drink tickets. It's funny, how after a while, Heinekin starts to taste like water.
My brother was incredibly trashed and we both went around and stole drink tickets from people's purses and stuff. I was feeling much more uninhibited, so I'd just ask people point blank if they had any extra drink tickets. The room kind of began to sway, so I held back for a while. I didn't want to puke in front of all the college grads!
The song Veronica, by Elvis Costello (it was 1989 afterall) was being played. I got up onto a table and started belting it out. Totally not my style, then again I was completely twisted. I tried to do a dance routine, but ended up falling off the table and knocking over a Henekin bottle/pyramid.
I really had to pee, so I went to the bathroom. Not my lucky day, I'd gotten my monthly visit from... well, let's just say it wasn't pretty. I was so distressed having no feminine sanitary thingies, that I started walking around to complete strangers and asking them if I could borrow a pad, tampon, anything at all. After what seemed like forever, my sis-in-law eventually came to my aid, thank god.
I think we were the last people out of the place, because it was kind of quiet when we left. We got a cab, and I almost threw up all over the place. So I hung my head out the window and luckily, managed to choke it back. I think I said a few things to passing cars, because people were laughing at me with my head hanging out the window while driving in a cab through downtown Los Angeles.
That night was horrible. I kept hiccupping and trying to choke it all back (I have this fear of vomit so I *never* throw even though it's probably the best thing to do in those situations... eh) but I spent all night hovering over a tiny trashcan in my brother's apartment all night just in case. My moaning and groaning and hiccupping kept the whole house awake.
I managed not to puke anything up, and wound up with really bad alcohol poisoning and a hangover that lasted... I'm not kidding, 4 days.
I know it doesn't sound like it would be embarrassing, but I had to live with my brother's college mates who, every time they'd see me, ask if I was on the rag and "won't you please sing Veronica, you did such a nice job at the after-party, and here's a table for you to dance on."
be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle
#33
Posted 18 September 2004 - 9:18 AM
chemicalfan Escribi�:
Hmm, I'm sure you've never been there iggy! ;-)
I always manage to make it to the toilet, touch porcelain. There have been a few times where I have puked non stop in the toilet and just fallen asleep with my head in the bowl, waking up occasionally to puke, then back to sleep :puke:
#35 irishfan
Posted 23 September 2004 - 3:16 PM
I can't really remember embarrising things due to drink. one of the benefits of drink is no memory.
on the topic of drink out tuesday night and totally drunk but the dj played quality stuff. the moment I heard the intro of setting sun I went insane and then about a hour later the dj played hey boy hey girl and then da funk and rocks which was deadly.
on the topic of drink out tuesday night and totally drunk but the dj played quality stuff. the moment I heard the intro of setting sun I went insane and then about a hour later the dj played hey boy hey girl and then da funk and rocks which was deadly.