Monkey Rita!
Sounds like a banana margarita!
NEW DRINK!
Posted 30 April 2007 - 7:21 PM
oh rita, are you calling me a gayer?
any holes a goal i guess.
and you paid my mum? seriously? have u seen her?
man you need to get some better hookers, still its incredible what a lifetime of virginity will do to a man! isnt that right rita?
PLEASE BE MY MONKEY! I PROMISE TO GIVE YOU THE LOVE AND AFFECTION YOUR PARENTS DIDNT HAVE TIME FOR!!
Posted 30 April 2007 - 7:46 PM
mippio first of all you're not fighting fairly . you go directly to my personality. ok ? that won't be good for you in long term.
secondly how do you know if i had any parents ?
see that's real personal right? but ask your mom stuff is like saying fuck you it's not any that personal. so if u'r going to shoot at my personality then you won man i can't deal with anyone's personality.
by the way i'll be your monkey if you like awkward anal sex. but as i said it'll cost u like 3000$ ok ?
Posted 30 April 2007 - 7:54 PM
you know everything you're wasting your time posting is going to vanish eventually, right? You know you're fucking with the moderators of this forum, don't you? You realize they just switched the code over to a new system, and when they get the mods set up again you're gonna vanish like a fart in a hurricane, right?
Posted 30 April 2007 - 7:55 PM
dear rita,
i hate to sound like a broken record - but do you not think its very hypocritical to start whinging about having your personality attacked? i asked you for your credentials, and you told me to 'ask my mum'
dont dish it out if you cant take it!
and i would assume you had parents - else you wouldnt be alive. or maybe you were a test tube baby and mummys womb was in a science lab.
im not paying $3000 for awkward anal sex - for that sort of money i want straight as an arrow ring piece fun - ill be giving, youll be receiving, my little rita monkey.
say something funny again rita, your not so fun when your complaining like a little bitch :(