like a good smaratian.

nah, more like someone who wasnt prepared to put up with that sort of bollox in the 21st century ;)

Good discussion and I feel like a better person for having read it. :D



Back to the funnies.



Chuck Norris' tears contain the cure for cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried.



Chuck Norris has never read books. He just stares them down until he gets the information he wants.



X-D



I dunno why, all the Chuck Norris jokes make me laugh so hard. They're really stupid, but priceless.

yeh everyone start being funny or im gonna seagull u all ;)

this reminds me of that famous Dave Chappelle episode where the blind Klansman divorces his white wife because he couldn't tolerate being married to "a nigger lover." X-D

"Hey, niggers! Turn that jungle music down! Woogie boogie, nigger! Woogie boogie!" ahaha X-D

Some of my faves...



Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.



If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.



The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.



Every time Chuck Norris smiles it saves the life of a dying man. Ironically, Chuck Norris only smiles after he kills someone.



When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side. ( X-D )



They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.



Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.



There are two kinds of people in this world: People who are Chuck Norris, and people who are going to die.

Look ! He's farting !

some of my fav dave chappelle quotes.

"Tyrone Biggums: Drugs is all around you kids. Look at that magic marker cap. What the hell you think that is, some kind of crayon? Take it off and sniff it and get high."



"You know what dog food tastes like? Do you? It tastes just like it smells... delicious."

"sometimes when I'm alone, I will sit on my hand till it goes numb, and masturbate. i call it the stranger." - he said that when he was doing little john



"she wears underwear with dckholes in em"



"that of course was beautiful. on the weekends he does stunts for little richard in gay movies"



"damn, this some good as$ cheese! hey, how come you didn't tell me how good the cheese was?!? *smack* mutha____!"



"how come they still aint find biggie and tupacs murderers but OJ was arrested the next day??!? nicole simpson cant rap! i want justice!"



"white people love wayne brady- because he makes bryant gumble- look like malcolm x"

"Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it."



Doing Tiger Woods: "I always wanted to say this... fa-shizzle."

Two french humourists : Gad Elmaleh on the left, doing a girl, and Jamel, doing something which is supposed to looks like Chuck Norris ^^

iguanapunk Escribi�:

This guy's not had an orgasm for 30 years X-D



http://www.thatvideo.../view/1521.html

:D

how come i missed this one. :D i almost jumped out of seat when he screamed.hahahaha

http://video.google....610544132148337



midgets + breakdancin + watch me now = house 8)

mippio Escribi�:

chemicalreaction Escribi�:

mippio Escribi�:

chemicalreaction Escribi�:

"but if your gonna put stuff like that up you gotta expect a 'reaction' "

eggjacktly.... i did put a warning before the links. I am not taking his side and saying haha racism is funny. tbh i was offended too by the muslim bit. He is straight up "a supreme cunt" and in your face.Morally what he did was wrong and has no respect for the minorities.

BUT- i also think making fun of things to a certain extent is harmless.





PS- its all fake btw :) .Did you notice how nobody looks at the person with the camera its like he's not there. A real actor never looks directly in the camera. You cannot bring a camera into a mosque without prior agreement.



Its all fake.



note to self *never use the word chillax in the presence of Mippio you white boy you.* ;-) :)

hahaha. yeh i kind of suspected it might have been a wind up tbh. and i do agree that sometimes the best way to deal with something is to take the piss out of it. i just thought this geezer was a complete tosser.



whatever floats your boat i guess.



sorry im just a bit stressed at the moment, at work i have to put with casual racism from this one bloke all the time, and everyone sits there and looks a bit uncomfortable, so i just open my gob and give it a load of 'is that really neccesary?' hahaha. and i get the usual 'nah i aint racist blah blah' line. so no worries. it just annoys me sometimes.



i think im on my period.

No harm done :) ...btw i would love to hear some of the racist remarks towards you by that bloke from the work ?

ahh, it was nothin major and it wasnt directed at me, he'd just be like 'then these 2 pakis come up to me', just really unneccassry slang, that sort of shit. so i pulled him up on it and tbh he just looked a bit embarassed and sort of stared at his feet and mumbled an apolgy. i dont think he was like 'racist' per se, it was just how he talked. but to me thats just ignorant, and i told him so hahaha he's stil a mate and stuff, just had to tell him what i thought :)



another geezer got the sack as well - he was in the shop at lunchtime queing up and this black guy served someone else first by accident and he just kicked right off 'oi nigger, what u doing, dont u understand the queings system? u black bastard etc etc' he was a prize cunt.

Mipps has never seen a brown skinned person before. I was the first one he's ever seen, his face was like 8O and he kept licking me because he thought I was made out of chocolate.

^^^ X-D X-D X-D

:spit



I can't say whether or not Iggy is made of chocolate, but he is packed with creamy filling!

hahahaha.



yeh shame u didnt taste of chocolate though, more like sweaty man.



it was horrible.



dont lick iggy.



;)

This topic is kinda getting messed up. Way to much converstation now, I think we need to return it to the previous format of either posting links, pictures, or jokes.



Not to be a downer, but I'm used to checking this once or twice a week and maybe seeing a new page to the thread, not around 5 8O

That's why they call you teh watchre. This is for you <3



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Mr. Cadbury and Mrs Rowntree met on a coach journey. It was After

Eight. She was from Quality Street: he was a Fisherman's Friend. On

the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had Rum & Butter and she had

a Wine Gum.





He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole", she said.

"I'm the one

with the Nuts", he thought. Then he touched her Milky Way. They

checked in and went straight to the bedroom.



Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't

long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the

contrast of her Double Decker. Then he showed her his Curly Wurly.



Ms Rowntree wasn't keen to have any more Jelly Babies, so she let him

take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always

fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream

of Turkish Delight.





When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She

wanted more but he decided to take Time Out. However, he noticed her

Pink Wafers looked very appetising... So he did a Twirl, had a Picnic

in her Sherbert and gave her a Gob Stopper.





Unfortunately Mr. Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.

Sadly,

he was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out Ms Rowntree

had been with All Sorts.

X-D

That's quality!

lmao!! Where the hell did you get that one iggy? 8)

haha, check out www.jadedraver.com for a cool webcomic lamenting the lameness of raving these days.



My current favourite: