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Outstanding toon!



HVD!

HAHA Amazin - Happy Valentines everyone.

Happy Valentine's Day!



[Intro]

My name is Cupid Valentino, the modern day Cupid

And I just want to say one thing



[Verse 1: Andre 3000]

Happy Valentine's Day

Every day the 14th!

I don't think y'all heard me!

I just wanna say Happy Valentine's Day!

Every day the 14th!

Can y'all dig that?

Now when arrows don't penetrate, see

Cupid grabs the pistol (Uh, yeah, now, now lookie here!)

And he shoots straight for your heart

And when he won't miss you!

That's alright 'cause y'all won't believe in me anyways

But..



[Hook]

Ya won't believe in me, but you would fancy

leprechauns or groundhogs

No thank you, Easter Bunny!

(There's all this talk about Santa Claus, but see

love will rule reign supreme)



[Verse 2: Andre 3000]

Happy Valentine's Day

Every day the 14th! (You got it!)

When Cupid knocks at your door

You can't ignore me!

There's no need to run!

So, Happy Valentine's Day (Hey!)

Every day the 14th!

I may have it all wrong, see

If you know what loves mean, well

Well, somebody tell me!

'Cuz they just don't believe in me!



[Hook]

Ya' won't believe in me, but you would fancy

leprechauns or groundhogs

No thank you, Easter Bunny!

(There's so much fuss about Santa Claus, but see

Cupid will not be defeated!)



[Verse 3: Andre 3000]

Happy Valentine's Day

Every day the 14th!

Now I know your hearts have grown cold

And that bothers me

Now I understand 'cause I use to be a bad boy in my day

I know you're trying to protect your lil' feelings

but you can't run away

Oooh ooh!



[Hook]

Ya' won't believe in me, but you would fancy..

(Hey! Don't you supposed to be some kind of player or

something?)

Bunny!



[Talking]

Well keep on runnin', player

'Cause I got my good shoes on

And I got 'em tied up tight

So, you're going to find out tonightttttttttt!



[Verse 4: Andre 3000]

Got a sweet lil' darling back in my corner

Below I know I love her, but act like I don't want her

Surrounded by the lonely, but yet feel like a loner

Could be an organ donor

The way I give up my heart, but

Never know because - shit, I never tell her!

Ask me about my feelings I'd holla' that it's irrela'

I don't get myself caught up in the Jello gella'

And puddin' pops, that others opt to call falling in love,

but

For the record, have you ever rode a horse?

Would I like for you to take me to Pluto?

I said, "Of course!"

But if you ain't a sweety indeedy, I won't endorse

Hans Solo till I'm hit by the bullet, so may the force

Be with you, and I'll hit you when better time permits

For now, give me examples of why you're the shit!

But how am I to know with the profession that I'm in?

And if you do not know me, then how could you be my friend?



[Chorus]

Happy Valentine's, Happy Valentine's

Happy Valentine's Day, Happy Valentine's Day



[Continue Chorus until fade]

Having a VD isn't happy. The process of acquiring VD is, though.

Yay! Hearts n'stuff!

Nothing like evil Valentine candy hearts! }:-)

whirlygirl Escribi�:

Nothing like evil Valentine candy hearts! }:-)

whirlygirl Escribi�:

Nothing like evil Valentine candy hearts! }:-)

St. Patrick's day I get sick from beer and feel like shit, Valentine's day I get sick from those cracktastic heart candies and feel like shit....

There's not a Shakespeare sonnet

Or a Beethoven quartet

That's easier to like than you

Or harder to forget.



You think that sounds extravagant?

I haven't finished yet --

I like you more than I would like

To have a cigarette.

that's good man, really good.

i spent 2 hours yesterday writing Whirly a love letter, and her work email filter shredded it as spam.



I am the sad.

toomuch'stash Escribi�:

i spent 2 hours yesterday writing Whirly a love letter, and her work email filter shredded it as spam.



I am the sad.

X-D



bastard spam filters.



sadly, i cant take credit for the smoking thing, it was wendy cope, but definitely worth a steal.

haha happy valentines, my best bud broke up with his girl freind today, they had been going out for 4 years

DJ Dance Escribi�:

haha happy valentines, my best bud broke up with his girl freind today, they had been going out for 4 years

Hit that shit on the rebound!

hahahahahaahahahaha your a funny guy, maby but to justify it i need to be sevieraly intoxicated

lol happy valentine daze everyone, I hope the cheap aesthetically unpleasing to look at heart shaped card i bought from dollar general will be enough to keep my psychotic gf happy.

DJ Dance Escribi�:

hahahahahaahahahaha your a funny guy, maby but to justify it i need to be sevieraly intoxicated

dude, severe drunkeness AND forbidden pussy? There's no part of that you shouldn't like!

toomuch'stash Escribi�:

DJ Dance Escribi�:

hahahahahaahahahaha your a funny guy, maby but to justify it i need to be sevieraly intoxicated

dude, severe drunkeness AND forbidden pussy? There's no part of that you shouldn't like!

Whisky dick! My buddy Dave was so hammered on his girlfriend's b-day this past Saturday that I don't think I could have gotten it up. She wasn't pleased. She wanted birthday sex. X-D

toomuch'stash Escribi�:

i spent 2 hours yesterday writing Whirly a love letter, and her work email filter shredded it as spam.



I am the sad.

That's OK honey. You can make it up to me tonight. }:-)