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#1 toomuch'stash   User is offline

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Posted 14 June 2010 - 9:33 PM

With Further as the central teaching... All the chems works and videos will be part of the holy canon, buy they will play the part that the old testament of the bible plays in christianity... Caroline can be like our Jesus... We already got a ready made cult name, 'The Brotherhood'... The only principle is you have to attempt to live life the way Further tells you to. That way we can argue about lyrics and meanings and have schisms and sectarian fights and everything real religions have.... Or maybe not

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Posted 14 June 2010 - 9:36 PM

I'm down.
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Posted 14 June 2010 - 9:38 PM

Count me in as long as it is compatible with Buddhism :cool:
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Posted 14 June 2010 - 9:40 PM

who would be the leader though? tom and Ed are fallible humans ... it can't be them
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Posted 14 June 2010 - 9:43 PM

It's comparable with any belief system that doesn't proclaim itself to be the only correct belief system...

I've been thinking about brother Ed and brother toms status in our new utopian fellowship, and I think something like the virgin Mary would be appropriate, but in this case it would be like Jesus had two dads...

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Posted 14 June 2010 - 9:51 PM

The funny (sad? Scary?) part is that I'm only sort of takin the piss, I really think Further is that damn good... Only a few things in life have ever moved me as much, and certainly never a religion...

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Posted 14 June 2010 - 9:51 PM

In this day and age, 2 dads are acceptable :D I'm in!
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Posted 14 June 2010 - 10:39 PM

on our eucharistic bread we dome some drops of doctor hofmann's best.
COME WITH US

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Posted 14 June 2010 - 10:43 PM

communion = jerk chicken
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Posted 14 June 2010 - 10:43 PM

Wait. This wasn't already a religion?So, "you are all my children now" was just the recruitment and Further is the preaching? Good enough for me.

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Posted 15 June 2010 - 12:24 AM

View PostRachelstarFish, on 14 June 2010 - 11:40 PM, said:

who would be the leader though? tom and Ed are fallible humans ... it can't be them


we can all be leaders in a way, but anyway im in!
ADAPT OR DIE

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Posted 15 June 2010 - 1:43 AM

Rev. Stash!!:mrgreen:

Whirls can lead the choir...

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Posted 15 June 2010 - 4:15 AM

OK, I'll be a priest for that religion.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
And I will rape
Each one of you

View Postinchemwetrust, on 12 August 2011 - 11:00 AM, said:

For those who haven't seen them, I only have one thing to say.....Ha Ha!

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i didn't wear pants at home ;)

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Posted 15 June 2010 - 4:54 AM

We are building a religion,
We are building it bigger
We are widening the corridors and adding more lanes
We are building a religion.
A limited edition
We are now accepting callers for these pendant keychains
To resist it is useless,
It is useless to resist it.
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Posted 15 June 2010 - 9:29 PM

That song is somewhere in my car, on one of the dozens of burned CDs, that linger around like the ghost of the time before I had an iPhone

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Posted 16 June 2010 - 2:40 AM

What about "The Brothers Prayer"?
kinda like the lords prayer, only far more interesting.

which song would best suit this?

maybe the simplicity of Snow says it all....

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Posted 17 June 2010 - 3:43 AM

lifting me hiiiiiiiiiigheerrrrr
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Posted 17 June 2010 - 6:12 AM

exactly.

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Posted 22 June 2010 - 12:09 AM

i saw the light when i heard "come with us" for the first time. how clear could the message be?

i think we should declare thier synthesizers as holy btw.
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Posted 22 June 2010 - 3:15 AM

OK, I'm priest.




Can I haz children now ?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
And I will rape
Each one of you

View Postinchemwetrust, on 12 August 2011 - 11:00 AM, said:

For those who haven't seen them, I only have one thing to say.....Ha Ha!

View PostThePumisher, on 04 September 2013 - 10:01 AM, said:

i didn't wear pants at home ;)
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