Mcmarsh says: "He's alright for an Arsehole fan"

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#4.

"Smile" - Lily Allen

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Harshest lines:

"At first when I see you cry, yeah, it makes me smile"

In an attempt to out-crazy Carrie Underwood, Lily Allen takes things a step further by wreaking havoc on her cheating boyfriend himself. Granted, all this goes down in the video rather than the song itself, but you still probably won't mess with Lily Allen. It's hard to say whether the gentleman in question is crying because of his lost love or the fact that she had his ass kicked and then spikes his coffee with a laxative.

http://www.youtube.com/v/HZyTOROlo9E

Seriously though, the guy should have seen it coming. After all, who cheats on a girl who is a product of a broken home, attended 13 different schools, was expelled from several of them for drinking, smoking and giving blow jobs, then dropped out at the age of 15 to work in a record store and deal ecstasy. You don't cheat on a women like her, man! That's marriage material.

Bitterness level: 7.5

That whole laxative thing is just wrong.

ZOMFG Ed is dating a FREAK!

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=H23duyFoVLU

I still would

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and you know that was the best bit of Total Recall

I also came across this while I was searching

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Would ya?

Oh, well, and I thought the last post here would be a month old like the rest of it. I'll have to work backwards, I guess.

Fires! Yes, there were fires here in California. Though, California is HUGE so, I didn't see much of it. In fact, I saw pretty much nothing living about an hour north of Sacramento.

Jeanie, you've MET Ed?! How cool is that! (Yeah, there's something to aspire to, Vorpal. ><)

I also agree with Vman back on page one completely. Almost down to the word. We probably all do act like protective parents. XP it's gotta be the love for The Chem's music and the people behind it, yeah? ^^

And I didn't realize so many of you guys live in California. Rock on.

Iguanapunk is right! This is almost exactly like the relationship that John Lennon had with Yoko way back in the day. Let's hope it doesn't end the same way, eh? =s

I have funny visuals that Tom is gonna go after Lily as if to say "BITCH HE'S MINE!".

I actually have 3 nipples, have met ed (and tom, and most of these Chemical Dipshits) and live in California.

Then my aspirations aren't too far off, Kid. XP

I met Ed in the toilets, just before I puked.

Well at least you didn't puke on Ed's sneakers, iggy. :lol: Would've been quite messy.

Well the bent over in front of Ed waiting to be made whole -Irishfan, would have to move out the way first

Had it come to that, I am sure Ed would owe irishfan his life. Or at least a new shirt, haha!

Ah, yes, good times. XD

Iggy, I hope you wiped the screen after you came across it, dirty boy.

This thread is rivaling 'Tom's Hair' for tedious thread of the year award i think. Let them get on with it!

That was a legendary thread!

http://www.popoholic...-allen-does-gq/

I didn't MEAN to revive this thread. I'm just new to the forum blah blah blah. Oh well -- Wait, Tom's Hair? That just sounds interesting. XP

Ha-ha, i'm not even going to go there as I once revived that thread when I joined back in 2004! Was leapt upon by several irate members!

No one's chewed me out yet, so I'm either lucky or somehow making it through this forum with enough charisma to avoid that. =P