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#1 toomuchstash

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Posted 17 January 2005 - 6:32 PM



Pentagon reveals rejected chemical weapons



THE Pentagon considered developing a host of non-lethal chemical weapons that would disrupt discipline and morale among enemy troops, newly declassified documents reveal.



Most bizarre among the plans was one for the development of an "aphrodisiac" chemical weapon that would make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other. Provoking widespread homosexual behaviour among troops would cause a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale, the proposal says.



Other ideas included chemical weapons that attract swarms of enraged wasps or angry rats to troop positions, making them uninhabitable. Another was to develop a chemical that caused "severe and lasting halitosis", making it easy to identify guerrillas trying to blend in with civilians. There was also the idea of making troops' skin unbearably sensitive to sunlight.



The proposals, from the US Air Force Wright Laboratory in Dayton, Ohio, date from 1994. The lab sought Pentagon funding for research into what it called "harassing, annoying and 'bad guy'-identifying chemicals". The plans have been posted online by the Sunshine Project, an organisation that exposes research into chemical and biological weapons.



Spokesman Edward Hammond says it was not known if the proposed $7.5 million, six-year research plan was ever pursued.





Now, where exactly do you think would be the best place to drop the 'MANSECKS BOMB'?



I was thinking on Bush's Inaugaration Parade route, but the possibilities are endless.... almost any church service.... a football game, (either american or real football)....

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Posted 17 January 2005 - 6:36 PM

I heard they already dropped one in Brighton.
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Posted 17 January 2005 - 6:37 PM

i have dropped a couple E bombs like that before. All side effects were hetro though. :D

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Posted 17 January 2005 - 6:38 PM

Now the most important question is: Does this thing just make you gay, or does it work on wimmen too? I mean, if you drop it on a buncha male soldiers, then, yes, you're gonna have a gay sex fest, but what if you dropped it on a mixed crowd?



The commercial implications are staggering, as well as the comedic possibilities.... Reality TV would never be the same.

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Posted 17 January 2005 - 6:41 PM

yeah i saw this in the sun the other day. i think the headline for the story was 'Atomic Bum'!! they had an artist impression of the scene of the bomb detinating pink powder over the troops. the troops on the ground were giving each other flowers and one of them was wearing a frankie goes to hollywood - relax t-shirt, pretty funny picture!!!
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Posted 17 January 2005 - 7:06 PM

At a WBC,WBA, IBF or WBO(Boxing) Heavy weight world championship match would be a good place to drop, or a WWE event. I think at a strong man contest would also be quite sick.



I can think of some more but could offend on here.



But i think the best place would be at a womens swimming championship or anywhere full of fit girls.

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Posted 17 January 2005 - 7:15 PM

oh dude, WWE.... pro wrestling fans are just on the edge of full blown homo sex anyway.... just push them right over the edge... yeah, if there's anything more homoerotic than steriod pumped shaved men in leotards 'grappling' each other, I've never seen it.

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Posted 17 January 2005 - 7:31 PM

i wonder if it would work the other way?



Say it was dropped on a bunch of gays, would it make they more gay or turn them straight. Instant cure!

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Posted 17 January 2005 - 7:39 PM

Now with EXTRA GAY!





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Posted 17 January 2005 - 8:48 PM

I wonder how would they test that bomb -" Ok we are gonna drop this on Poland....watch out Europe"



I think a great chemical bomb would be dropping all the chems cds. I know I wouldn't have anytime to fight if i had block rockin beats in my walkman.

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Posted 17 January 2005 - 10:12 PM

bomb the bass, atom bomb, don't bomb when you're the bomb





my name's bomb... james bomb X-D
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Posted 17 January 2005 - 10:32 PM

what's your source for this?

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Posted 18 January 2005 - 12:14 AM

http://www.newscient....800&print=true

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Posted 18 January 2005 - 7:03 AM

chemicalreaction Escribi�:





I think a great chemical bomb would be dropping all the chems cds. I know I wouldn't have anytime to fight if i had block rockin beats in my walkman.






I was thinking along the same lines.



But at a chems show.



It would bring a whole new level to the live experience. eh hem.





This thread's kinda making me randy.
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Posted 18 January 2005 - 10:18 AM

there that sounds good whirly, i thing it would have to be dropped when they play HBHG or Out of Control.



This may not make sense to some people but in Newquay would be a good place, all those young red blooded males looking to pull, u could drop in in all the big clubs then after the clubs kick out there could be a massive gay fest on the beach.



Prisons would be a good place to it would save vistors having to go in as much.

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Posted 18 January 2005 - 4:19 PM

whirlygirl Escribi�:



This thread's kinda making me randy.




Every thread makes you randy Even the one about sandwiches I imagine :P



I was watching this film once, called lesbian love potion, where this bloke put something in a girls drink, and she became attracted to girls, ahh that was a good film.
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