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#4341 Darkstarexodus   User is offline

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Posted 20 October 2006 - 2:09 PM

whirlygirl Escribi�:

OK, so out of the corner of my eye I'm glancing at the movie The Island while we're winding down for the evening (waiting til the boy is snoring before we watch South Park). And you know, Michael Bay really does suck. Why is he still allowed to make movies? Even Hummers getting destroyed in overly fantastic explody highway scenes aren't enough to redeem this film.



And this movie manages to make Scarlett Johansen look dumb. As in Tara Reid dumb. Nice one Michael Bay. You suck!!




Oh god, don't get me started on Michael Bay. Can't wait to see how much the Transformers movie is going to suck. I plan on going to it really wrecked, heckling loudly, then going home and watching the animated movie.

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Posted 22 October 2006 - 9:24 PM

HA HA HA



I have just absconded with a "Vote Yes on 1 (Protect Marriage)" sign from the lawn of what I reckon to be a family of four or so, three of which (including the one who I believe to be the father) were playing in the side yard of the aforementioned property when I commited the act on one of my habitual strolls to Walgreens during which I decided to cut through a certain suburb in order to save time, but found the said sign, and was motivated by my political stances and the unlimitedly humorous thought of the enragement of those who placed the sign in its original location upon their discovery of its absence, to remove the sign from its original place in the family's lawn, to bend it to a more-suitable-for-absconding-with shape, to run for my dear life until out of public view, and finally, to lay it to rest inside of a close-by storm drain.



Damn... I just wrote a VERY long sentence.



Either way, 'tis a true story.

My heart still pounds.

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Posted 22 October 2006 - 9:29 PM

Haha, nice one mate!

X-D

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Posted 23 October 2006 - 12:50 AM

Snowflake magnified to 300um


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Posted 23 October 2006 - 12:56 AM

TheFlamingDead_ Escribi�:

HA HA HA



I have just absconded with a "Vote Yes on 1 (Protect Marriage)" sign from the lawn of what I reckon to be a family of four or so, three of which (including the one who I believe to be the father) were playing in the side yard of the aforementioned property when I commited the act on one of my habitual strolls to Walgreens during which I decided to cut through a certain suburb in order to save time, but found the said sign, and was motivated by my political stances and the unlimitedly humorous thought of the enragement of those who placed the sign in its original location upon their discovery of its absence, to remove the sign from its original place in the family's lawn, to bend it to a more-suitable-for-absconding-with shape, to run for my dear life until out of public view, and finally, to lay it to rest inside of a close-by storm drain.



Damn... I just wrote a VERY long sentence.



Either way, 'tis a true story.

My heart still pounds.




i removed a sign that said "..." could have worked too



funny nonetheless. X-D

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Posted 23 October 2006 - 1:22 AM

hahahaha, Flaming Dead, that rocks - you are one cool kid. 8)
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Posted 23 October 2006 - 2:03 AM

Punk rock.



You should make up some red white & blue stickers that say 'ABORTIONS! ABORTIONS! ABORTIONS!" and stick em up around town.

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Posted 24 October 2006 - 10:29 PM

I can't believe people are still getting caught up in those Nigerian email scams.



I got a call from some poor old lady who is receiving packages from the company I work for. She has no idea who we are or what's going on. I ask for more info and she said, "I've been emailing this fella named Emmanuel from Nigeria..." at which point I ask her to hold so I can transfer her to accounting.



It turns out she gave this person all her private information and now the bills are rolling in.



I know she should have known better, but these scam artists are assholes duping poor scared old people out of their money. This woman is screwed - fraud departments are overwhelmed and depending on the extent of the financial damage it can take years to clean up messes like this. And indentity theft is the worst. That rarely goes away. Pisses me off.
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Posted 24 October 2006 - 11:07 PM

Yeah I am actually quite frightened of ID theft. I wouldn't have a clue how to get myself out of it!
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Posted 24 October 2006 - 11:52 PM

iguanapunk Escribi�:

Yeah I am actually quite frightened of ID theft. I wouldn't have a clue how to get myself out of it!




Steal someone else's ID. Think of it like a vacation to someone else's life.

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Posted 25 October 2006 - 3:19 AM

I almost died today in front of my campus. 8O

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Posted 25 October 2006 - 3:40 AM

mX. Escribi�:

I almost died today in front of my campus. 8O




Well come on now, spill the beans. What happened?
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Posted 25 October 2006 - 4:33 AM

whirlygirl Escribi�:

mX. Escribi�:

I almost died today in front of my campus. 8O




Well come on now, spill the beans. What happened?




Short story:





(Bus Stop---->My Bus---->Crash)---5 mts.--Me.



3 persons with major injuries.





I�m still shocked.

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Posted 25 October 2006 - 4:49 AM

sup ppl, same shit this way! haven't gone clubbing in over 6 months!!! :'(

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Posted 25 October 2006 - 4:51 AM

chemicalreaction Escribi�:

sup ppl, same shit this way! haven't gone clubbing in over 6 months!!! :'(




LOL at least you still have legs. :(

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Posted 25 October 2006 - 10:06 AM

mX. Escribi�:

Short story:





(Bus Stop---->My Bus---->Crash)---5 mts.--Me.



3 persons with major injuries.





I�m still shocked.


Whoa, dude that's awful! Lucky to be alive, glad you're ok man

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Posted 25 October 2006 - 3:25 PM

Shit, mX - that's really freaky. I'm sorry for those people who were hurt and I'm so glad you're all right!
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Posted 25 October 2006 - 5:36 PM

that's a boring stoy MX. I thought it was gonna be 'nearly kidnapped by zapatista's' or something.

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Posted 27 October 2006 - 12:03 AM

Artist on Artist - Marilyn Manson and Danny Elfman



http://vids.myspace....eoid=1308116926



Manson is doing a cover of "this is holloween" for the re-release of" the nightmare before christmas" :o

View Posttom_rowlands_chemical_chi, on 08 January 2003 - 8:53 PM, said:

This old man,
he play beats,
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but with a snip-snip-snippy-snip
gave his mop a chop,
Old man hairstyles are a flop.

#4360 mX.   User is offline

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Posted 27 October 2006 - 3:51 AM

I hate MySpace every day more and more, is like the new GeoCities.

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