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#1 Darkstarexodus   User is offline

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Posted 05 January 2009 - 8:49 PM

http://www.totallyns.../jerking_girls/


The above video is a compilation of handjobs and other pornographic servicing set to Star Guitar. Don't know the rest of the tunes used 'cause, I, er, didn't finish watching the 24:00 min video.... but I started laughing so hard at the beginning.


Also, there's a commercial being played frequently here in Canada that uses Asleep From Day. Can't remember what it is at the moment.




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Posted 05 January 2009 - 9:00 PM

remember iguanapunk saying he heard some other chems tracks on some adult films as well,




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Posted 05 January 2009 - 9:07 PM

I feel dirty just opening this post at school.


That asleep from day commercial is for MADD (mothers against drunk driving) darkstar. I posted it up in chemical spotting. There is two versions of it. one with the sheet falling on her and one where the chimes come in with the sheet coming off.




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Posted 05 January 2009 - 9:51 PM

I wonder about how it could be crazy to have sex listening to Sunshine Underground or Private Psychedelic reel...




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Posted 05 January 2009 - 11:43 PM

Hahaha, I thought when I opened this thread, it would be from someone talking about how they heard Star Guitar live and it forever changed their perception of the song. Silly me!! I think I'll wait til I get home from work before I open the link. :lol:


Over the years, there have been many Chemical/Porn connections made here on the forum.


Maboul59 - there's only one way to find out just how crazy it would be to have sex while listening to their 2 epic masterpieces! hehehe.




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Posted 06 January 2009 - 12:28 AM

Having sex to Chems song has been tried by some forum members here already. ;)


I suggest chicos groove and build your way up to under the influence!


I kind of laughed when I saw the vid but my roommates are still laughing!




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Posted 06 January 2009 - 3:58 AM

http://www.youporn.c...out-of-control/




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Posted 06 January 2009 - 5:23 AM

God, I hate you Darkstar....



View Posttom_rowlands_chemical_chi, on 08 January 2003 - 8:53 PM, said:

This old man,
he play beats,
He don't need no music sheets,
but with a snip-snip-snippy-snip
gave his mop a chop,
Old man hairstyles are a flop.

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Posted 06 January 2009 - 9:16 AM

r o t f l


Hilarious.




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Posted 06 January 2009 - 2:18 PM

Ahaha! That's just great.



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Posted 06 January 2009 - 9:50 PM

HAHA!


Guess I should have posted that the link was NSFW. Though I figured mentioning handjobs and the fact the domain of the site is totallynsfw.com might have given it away.


Discovered today that the entire 24:00 mins is a loop of Star Guitar. Don't ask me how I know.




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Posted 06 January 2009 - 11:22 PM

Because you've been beating off to it for the last 24 hours?




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Posted 07 January 2009 - 4:14 PM

I haven't had sex to the Chemical Brothers yet. It's something I must do, but Where Do I Begin? I'd say Close Your Eyes and let me play with your Harpoons. I'd wait till she felt Out of Control then move down to her Sunshine Underground and then after she tells me to go Left, Right, I'd Surface to Air. I'd grab her by the wrists and hear her speak the words "I Surrender to your Burst Generator, Dig Your Own Hole". I'd say to her "Get Up On it Like This and Shake, Break and Bounce" and I'd Come Inside. She'd want me to Do It Again but I'd be left with Battle Scars. and The Pills Wont Help You Now. We'd experiment with other people and greet them with "Hey Boy, Hey Girl"



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Posted 07 January 2009 - 4:17 PM

I might have had sex to chems songs, because my iPod was on random mode. I remember hearing Soulwax , but not the chems




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Posted 07 January 2009 - 8:19 PM

dirty links...


Iguanapunk, your "poem" was magnificent !




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Posted 07 January 2009 - 11:54 PM

iggy, did you do a Big Jump before putting it in Chico's Groove?




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Posted 07 January 2009 - 11:55 PM

And did you Close Your Eyes and plead with her Let Me In Mate, too?




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Posted 07 January 2009 - 11:57 PM

We're all going to hell for this you know, right?


Or we're going to go blind from all this masterbating. Either punishment would be chemically fitting for yet again making a Chems/porn connection.




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Posted 08 January 2009 - 1:00 AM

ha thanks for the appreciation. Took me a while to write that piece of "art".


It's quite typical of me, I haven't been on the forum for a few days and what brings me back? Porn :roll:



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Posted 08 January 2009 - 1:00 AM

I want a sextape of Tom and all his synths in the studio !




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