Jeanie Escribi�:

Darkstarexodus Escribi�:

Dude, your water induces massive shits. Montezuma has taken his revenge on far too many for me to ever trust water again.

HAHAHA Yeah when i was in mexico i had diarrea for 10 fucking days X-D

8O ....

Who was Moctezuma? To most foreigners, Moctezuma is just some Aztec emperor with the dubious distinction of having the diarrhea that tourists in Mexico sometimes get from drinking the local water named after him ("Moctezuma's revenge", aka La Venganza de Moctezuma). When it happens to the unlucky ones, the presence is unmistakable. The technical definition is the passage of at least three unformed stools in a 24-hour period together with nausea, vomiting, abdominal pain, fecal urgency or the passage of blood or mucous. The disease usually lasts 3 to 5 days and is caused by exposure to virus and bacteria to which our bodies are unaccustomed, the principal agent being Escherichia coli (E. coli).



US President Jimmy Carter caused a diplomatic row when he inopportunely mentioned Moctezuma's Revenge upon meeting Mexican President Jos� L�pez Portillo. Although there is the belief that these kinds of attacks only happen to first-world travelers in third-world countries, the reverse also happens to third-world travelers in first-world countries. There, the traveler's diarrhea is known as "The Empire Strikes Back" X-D X-D (El Imperio Contra Ataca). There are different forms of E. coli around the world, and it takes some getting used to before being immunized to specific local strains.



The myth is that Moctezuma's Revenge results from drinking the local water. The reality is that E. Coli can enter through foods such as salads, fruits, juices, ceviches, and so on. But nevertheless the myth persists with the dictum: "Dont drink the water!" Capitalising on the health consciousness, this has led to the growth of the bottled water industry who serve foreigners and locals.



We will now cite some survey data from the TGI Mexico study. This is a survey of 10,316 persons between the ages of 12 to 64 years old who were interviewed in 2002. Within this survey, fully 59% of the survey respondents said that they drank natural/unflavored bottled water in the last 7 days. The bottled water industry in Mexico generates sales of 65 billion pesos [US$6.56 billion] per year, which makes the country the second largest market in the world for the product, after the United States.







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Mexico is overly famous for the threat of Moctezuma's revenge, the stereotypical buzz-word used to describe any stomach or intestinal ailment experienced while on Mexican soil. The fact is that most tourists never contract diarrhea or nausea diseases while visiting Mexico, but often experience an upset stomach from over dosing on too many greasy tacos, especially when followed by a couple dozen cervezas (beers). ;-)



The best way to avoid stomach problems in Mexico, is to take it easy for the first few days, and indulge in fits of gluttony on a gradual scale. It's really hard to resist those totopos (chips) and salsa, sitting on the table, while waiting for your lunch to arrive. Go ahead and indulge yourself, but don't eat half a dozen bowlfuls of salsa and not expect gastrointestinal ramifications later in the day.

I used to eat in Tijuana all the time, and I know TJ is dirtier than anywhere else in Mexico (hell, it's probably dirtier than anywhere outside of India), but I never got sick... of course, I cleansed my system with liters of tequila.

I love Kriek (a cherry flavoured beer) and Desperados

Come on guys for god sake , have u never heard of somebody having diarea ?!



Is very natural X-D

ooo man, runny gravy X-D







my personal fave 8) tastes wicked on a summers day with a bit of citrus fruit lobbed on top :)

So nice to see so many Dutch beers :)

My favourite has to be Westvleteren 9 which is only brewen in a little monister in Belgium by monks themselves. Very exclusive but very good.

Jeanie Escribi�:

Come on guys for god sake , have u never heard of somebody having diarea ?!



Is very natural X-D

X-D shhhhhhhh!



Jeanie, you crack me up. And you're killing the mens' dreams with your potty talk!!

Joslyn Escribi�:

So nice to see so many Dutch beers :)

Haven't been any Dutch beers listed yet, unless you crazy Dutch conquered Belgium while I wasn't paying attention. Mind you, that's actually conceivable... could happen over a sleepy afternoon.

whirlygirl Escribi�:

Jeanie Escribi�:

Come on guys for god sake , have u never heard of somebody having diarea ?!



Is very natural X-D

X-D shhhhhhhh!



Jeanie, you crack me up. And you're killing the mens' dreams with your potty talk!!

THAT WAS MY PLAN



MOEHAHAHA X-D X-D

Jeanie Escribi�:

whirlygirl Escribi�:

Jeanie Escribi�:

Come on guys for god sake , have u never heard of somebody having diarea ?!



Is very natural X-D

X-D shhhhhhhh!



Jeanie, you crack me up. And you're killing the mens' dreams with your potty talk!!

THAT WAS MY PLAN



MOEHAHAHA X-D X-D

Totally backfired. Shit fetish. Oh yeah......

shit kills

Hahahah...ej Mippio....this is the perfect thread for our poo talk X-D X-D X-D

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'its the circle of life!!'

Everythng that lives on earth poos in some way,

And that's how the cycle happens each and every day.

Just look at the green green grass and the birds up in the sky.

It's all here because of poo and now I'll tell you why...



Grass is eaten by the cattle, which is eaten by women and men,

It fuses with there bodies, becomes poo again.

And that poo goes through the sewer, where it's dumped into the sea.

And it's eaten by the plankton that becomes the fishes' meal.



And now a bigger fish with the poo still inside

Swims up near the shore and gets eaten alive

By a Grizzlybear that poos on a dead piece of sand,

So it can spring to life and become food for the land.



It's the poo of the antilope, the poo of the giraffe,

It falls onto the earth and becomes a place of grass.

The grass is eaten by the cattle, which comes out the other end,

To make food for the humans and start all over again...

That's probably one of your deepest contribution to this board so far 'stash



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It was a good speech.. i enjoyed it.. but now i got to make food for the plankton :D

that was a song from South Park.

toomuch'stash Escribi�:

that was a song from South Park.

What really? I should know it then... How emberassing for a south park fan like me...