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#21 iguanapunk   User is offline

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Posted 09 April 2004 - 12:00 PM

Kids these days are out of control. Bring back the cane I say, restore order to society. Kids are walking all over teachers. I was watching a talk show on this, and how one kid spat, punched, kicked and urinated on a teacher! how mental is that! The most I did was swear at them and throw paper, and some other things...
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Posted 09 April 2004 - 2:39 PM

8O wtf? urinated? 8O



ok, thats crazy and so is be"LIE"veing any woman that says anything about not being able to have kids. all women are liars and all men are stupid. dont argue the facts, it is how it is and there aint shit you can do about it. just remember, the best birth controle is abstinance, werks EVERY time i promise (t

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Posted 09 April 2004 - 5:08 PM

Maybe all men and women you know.

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Posted 09 April 2004 - 5:27 PM

iguanapunk Escribi�:

Kids these days are out of control. Bring back the cane I say, restore order to society. Kids are walking all over teachers. I was watching a talk show on this, and how one kid spat, punched, kicked and urinated on a teacher! how mental is that! The most I did was swear at them and throw paper, and some other things...




Says Cartman, "Whatever... whatever... I do what I want!!"*



When I was in the 5th grade, this girl (who kicked my ass once, then we were friends - go figure) threw a chair at our teacher. She had no discipline at home and couldn't handle any authority so it was no wonder. Me on the other hand, if I so much as backtalked a teacher and my parents found out, I wouldn't be able to sit down for a week.
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Posted 11 April 2004 - 4:53 PM

Exactly. There are too many pikey kids out there now, it's totally stupid. The police need to put these kids in prison, even if they are like 10. They know the law can't touch them, and it spurs them on. Enough of this, I reckon more should be done.



Comedy website my bro showed me: http:/www.chavscum.com

For anyone confused by what I mean by pikey kid, check it out.



Sorry folks, couldn't get the stupid URL thing to work.

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Posted 11 April 2004 - 4:56 PM

haha, yeah I've seen that site before. Scumage, trouble making bastards. All us folk want to do it go out and have a good time. The Scumage try to ruin that by causing trouble.
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Posted 11 April 2004 - 7:45 PM

Annoying kid story here. Friday was a really annoying day for me. I don't know why I was so annoyed, since I'm usually in a good mood at work. But anyway, it was toward the end of the day when I finally reached the end of my rope. I was tired, my feet were tired, I couldn't stop watching the clock, and my work still wasn't done. So I'm out on the floor putting up these ridiculous sale cards, and I hear what sounds like farting. Not just one fart, but several farts coming from different locations in the store (my store is huge.) at intervals. It cut over the music, it cut over every other noise in the store.



Then I found out who the culprit was, as another coworker pointed him out. This little boy, about 9 years old, had a whoopie cushion - you know those pink rubber ballons that you blow up, then when the air is forced out of them, they 'fart'? I then watched him, and saw him go up behind customers who were minding their own business, and the little twit would pound that frikken whoopie cushion. Then laugh maniacly like it was really funny. I kept my glare on him, then sure enough he came up my aisle where I was doing my work. His mother who was in her later 30's was in front of him, doing her shopping and totally oblivious to the boy and his farting shenanegans. He walked past me, let out a giggle, and pushed on his whoopie cushion for the 500 millionth time. Mom of course did nothing.



I couldn't help myself, and I'm generally not like this, but I said loud enough for the mother to hear, "Gee, it's a real shame that parents these days don't bother minding their little brats. Maybe mom thinks that whoopie cushion is really funny too, eh, or is she deaf and can't hear just how annoying it is?"



Mom looked at me embarassed, reprimanded her kid, promptly made her purchases, then split.



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Posted 12 April 2004 - 12:33 AM

Nice one whirly!

I wouldn't have the nerve to do that, I'd be afraid what mum would say.

At work, I do the usual be polite to customer, then when they leave earshot, slag them off to my co-workers.



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Posted 12 April 2004 - 6:42 AM

chemicalfan Escribi�:

Nice one whirly!

I wouldn't have the nerve to do that, I'd be afraid what mum would say.

At work, I do the usual be polite to customer, then when they leave earshot, slag them off to my co-workers.



The cowards way out you might say, but I don't care.




Yeah, I suppose I've gotten a bit more brave over the years. I'm very nonconfrontational - and many times I won't say anything. ;) But sometimes if I see something completely unreasonable (like little kids destroying racks/product/headphones/etc and the parents aren't doing anything to control their kid I'll speak up, but I'll generally be polite - being a parent and controlling your kid can be a task sometimes and I'm not a perfect mother either. Being 32 years old helps in this regard as in cases like the one on Friday, the parents are around my age so it's more a peer thing. I think if I were younger, the parents would write me off as some jerky kid who doesn't know what it's like to have children.
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Posted 12 April 2004 - 11:24 AM

You should be allowed to beat other peoples kids if the parents don't control them.
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Posted 12 April 2004 - 1:58 PM

That's the most right-wing thing I've heard all day!

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Posted 12 April 2004 - 4:39 PM

I don't know why, but I thought of this: "you are all my children now"



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Posted 12 April 2004 - 4:59 PM

chemicalfan Escribi�:

Nice one whirly!

I wouldn't have the nerve to do that, I'd be afraid what mum would say.

At work, I do the usual be polite to customer, then when they leave earshot, slag them off to my co-workers.



The cowards way out you might say, but I don't care.


me too. when little kids come to Taco bell and make a mess and ask for a whole bunch of mild sauce , pisses me off. they want a particular toys with their kids meal. jeez just take the friggin bobble head and get lost little boy -but no they wanna sit their and want the blue bobble head, or the red toy car. I know they are kids and toys are their thing but enuff is enuff, even the 20 yead olds come and order kids meal and want the toy which they can play with. I should start spitting in the foods.(have done that on couple of occasions, usually late at night when people come through drive thru and are piss drunk and ofcourse start yelling for no good reason) then i spit in their bean burrito or whatever. yeah its fun. as a matter of fact i am planning to do that next time it happens. }:-)

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Posted 13 April 2004 - 3:52 AM

Basic rules of thumb - nobody will ever know how hard it is to work in food service until they've done it themselves. It's frikken tough! And never piss off the person who has the ability to spit in your food! :o



I'm sure I've consumed my own share of spit on account of my dad acting like a big baby in restaurants...
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Posted 13 April 2004 - 6:22 AM

I just started a job at the most popular ice cream shoppe in this city. Im sick of ice cream :x

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Posted 13 April 2004 - 4:52 PM

I am not sick of the tacos though. X-D

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