http://www.jadedraver.com/index.php?cur=62&rl=1



bwahahaha

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iguanapunk Escribi�:

That's why they call you teh watchre. This is for you <3



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Mr. Cadbury and Mrs Rowntree met on a coach journey. It was After

Eight. She was from Quality Street: he was a Fisherman's Friend. On

the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had Rum & Butter and she had

a Wine Gum.





He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole", she said.

"I'm the one

with the Nuts", he thought. Then he touched her Milky Way. They

checked in and went straight to the bedroom.



Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't

long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the

contrast of her Double Decker. Then he showed her his Curly Wurly.



Ms Rowntree wasn't keen to have any more Jelly Babies, so she let him

take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always

fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream

of Turkish Delight.





When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She

wanted more but he decided to take Time Out. However, he noticed her

Pink Wafers looked very appetising... So he did a Twirl, had a Picnic

in her Sherbert and gave her a Gob Stopper.





Unfortunately Mr. Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.

Sadly,

he was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out Ms Rowntree

had been with All Sorts.

Thanks Iggy, you made my day. X-D Unfortunately I only know half of those candies, I'm guessing the other half is something you have in the Great Britan? :?

Darkstarexodus Escribi�:

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D :D :D :D that's great *picking myself up off the floor*

Darkstarexodus Escribi�:

haha, check out www.jadedraver.com for a cool webcomic lamenting the lameness of raving these days.



My current favourite:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH



dude, thanks for the tip, I need more webcomics.

Stupid Design. Teach THIS in schools!

Darkstarexodus Escribi�:

Stupid Design. Teach THIS in schools!

"Either the designer of this species is insane, sadistic, or completely batshit crazy. "



dude, I've been saying that for years now.

The offside rule (in football/soccer) explained for girls



You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.



The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire.



Both of you have forgotten your purses.



It would be totally rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.



The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.



Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.



She prepares to throw her purse to you.



If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes.



At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and, *whilst it is in flight* you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes.



Always remembering that until the purse has *actually been thrown* it would be plain wrong to be forward of the other shopper.





hehehehehe

anybody fan of salad fingers ? creepying entertaining.

http://www.fat-pie.com/salad7.htm

Hey, this one mentions the Chems... well, anyways, I was bored enough to read all of these in a row 8O And I can also tell you the name of most of the Perry Bible fellowship comics from a quote :x

haha

This one almost made me die laughing, the ending is great X-D

TEH watcher Escribi�:

$100,000 worth of gear minimum... can't see the performers..... Ahhhhhhahahahahaha!!!!



Nice find!



(although I must say ever since the Come With Us tour, there's been a definite improvement in gear management as far as stage set-up goes)

whirlygirl Escribi�:

TEH watcher Escribi�:

$100,000 worth of gear minimum... can't see the performers..... Ahhhhhhahahahahaha!!!!



Nice find!



(although I must say ever since the Come With Us tour, there's been a definite improvement in gear management as far as stage set-up goes)

Haha, ya, it's my pleasure. I literally read every single one of these that have ever been made in 2 sittings 8) Yeah, I have no life. X-D

I read them all straight through when I posted the link to them. Very class. Hope they keep 'em coming.

dude, I do that with webcomics... I read 7 years worth of one daily strip in two days last week.

toomuch'stash Escribi�:

dude, I do that with webcomics... I read 7 years worth of one daily strip in two days last week.

The 'best' webcomic i've ever read is: Morning Glory

back to the brokeback ;)



http://www.youtube.c...h?v=zfODSPIYwpQ

iguanapunk Escribi�:

toomuch'stash Escribi�:

dude, I do that with webcomics... I read 7 years worth of one daily strip in two days last week.

The 'best' webcomic i've ever read is: Morning Glory

oh man, thank you! that's like a really twisted cross between Red Meat and Get Your War On (the art style).

TEH watcher Escribi�:

Hey, this one mentions the Chems... well, anyways, I was bored enough to read all of these in a row 8O And I can also tell you the name of most of the Perry Bible fellowship comics from a quote :x

hahaha :D

I heard many people telling me the chemical brothers live was all fake, that they were just playing a DAT and jumping all around... What a bunch of pricks :D they've never seen them performing live as close as many of us did...