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#1 toomuchstash

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Posted 14 September 2006 - 7:56 AM

my neighbors came over, my hook up. whenever they're outta weed, they come over and I smoke em out, keep on good terms, ya know?



well, tonight, we'd had a couple bowls, and then this one kid, goes outside for a cigarette. he comes jammin back in about 20 seconds later, making a run for my front door, then just collapses right on the floor, kinda twitchin'



now, I'm pretty blase about people falling over, it's like, a drunk and druggy thing, I guess. someone falls down, you look at them curiously, maybe poke em a bit, and if it looks like they might die, you drag em outside so you don't have to talk to the cops.



this guy was pretty heavy into some serious shit, coke, ghb, things like that, and I was wondering if maybe he was having a heart attack, or a g overdose or something. he couldn't even talk for about 3 minutes.



then he starts to come to, mainly realizing that he'd pissed himself. he starts telling me, really embarrased like, that he's an epileptic.



(moments later)



Just got him off the floor and out the door...

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Posted 14 September 2006 - 9:17 AM

Bwah! The mental costs of needing to maintain a social and cordial relationship with your dealer.



I can well picture the evening. heh. Wish I was blasted out there with you guys instead of blasted here where I am.

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Posted 14 September 2006 - 10:23 AM

Haha, with stories like that you could do your own internet comic strip!

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Posted 14 September 2006 - 3:37 PM

The whole thing really scared me. He's a nice kid, all and all. When I saw him make a stumbling attempt to dash out the front door I heard a very loud thump like dead weight falling on the ground and I looked over and he was just lying there. It was freaky. He's lucky and landed down soft or he could've been in bad shape. Once he was rounded up and taken home by a couple of his friends and everything was OK, it was a serious "wtf just happened??" moment. Why? Weird shit happens at home I tell you.



I had no idea he was prone to epileptic fits and neither did his friends really. The poor kid needs to take it easy.
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Posted 14 September 2006 - 5:18 PM

that's not funny, i feel sad for the guy.

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Posted 14 September 2006 - 5:25 PM

chemicalreaction Escribi�:

that's not funny, i feel sad for the guy.


But stash's reaction and narrative was funny - totally dead-pan!

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Posted 14 September 2006 - 5:32 PM

nah, it wasn't funny, it was fucked up. the thing was, he was with 2 guys, and one of them had been his roommate. If I had some serious condition, I'd probably tell someone I'd lived with, ya know? Like, 'oh yeah, sometimes I fall down and convulse', but the two buddies who were there are so fricken burnt out retarded that he didn't think it would make any difference if he told em.

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Posted 15 September 2006 - 8:02 AM

BWAHAH! Sorry i shoudln't laugh but the way you tell it Stash is just tooooo funny X-D

Yeah , when we went on holidays once in Belgium with a big grouo , there was one epileptic girl , but she told everybody and also what to do in case she gets an attack !

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