robot.mx Escribi�:

I�m listening bELIEVE IN the AOL london set and i�m Having MULTIPLE orgasm, not even my exgirlfriend can do this!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Fuck why i post this here,this goes in the Now playing thread



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WHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHA :D:D:D:D

MX U LEGEND :D:D:D

robot.mx Escribi�:

robot.mx Escribi�:

I�m listening bELIEVE IN the AOL london set and i�m Having MULTIPLE orgasm, not even my exgirlfriend can do this!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

Fuck why i post this here,this goes in the Now playing thread



edit button }:-@

No, no, I think that actually does belong here in the Confessional thread.....



I'll have a couple to post tomorrow when I have more time, hopefully.

Haaaaaaa!!!! The ol' peeing on the leg!! hehee.



I mean, when you're drunk enough you just don't care, right?



I can think of a few occasions when I've fumbled around in the toilets only to have, eh, dribbled on my hosiery. But like I said, if you're drunk you really don't care. X-D



robot.mx, if you had a dime for everytime the Chems have given you an orgasm, you'd be a very very rich man.



Let me guess, you were watching that Chems set while you were in the nude, right? ;)

You guys rock.



I love you guys.



(would that be a confession?)

whirlygirl Escribi�:

Haaaaaaa!!!! The ol' peeing on the leg!! hehee.



I mean, when you're drunk enough you just don't care, right?



I can think of a few occasions when I've fumbled around in the toilets only to have, eh, dribbled on my hosiery. But like I said, if you're drunk you really don't care. X-D



robot.mx, if you had a dime for everytime the Chems have given you an orgasm, you'd be a very very rich man.



Let me guess, you were watching that Chems set while you were in the nude, right? ;)

heeeey!!! :? :P

whirlygirl Escribi�:

You guys rock.



I love you guys.



(would that be a confession?)

Yeah i know!!



8)

Wasnt exactly sure on where to post this story.. Either this place or General Bullshit chat.. And because everyone seems to be sending in crazy stories when theyve been drunk.. Im gonna send one in thats just happend me there now



Well last night was friday when almost everyone where i live gets plastered in alchohol. My friend decides he isnt just going to get drunk, but do it at a party, at another town at some girls house. Right, so i didnt know he was going out with this girl but found out..

He had been drinkin the whole night, at the house and his gf's best friend fell over him and they got off/Kissed/snoggged w.e. They did it.

I was thinkin to myself, jesus how does some1 do that? theyd have to be really drunk now wouldnt they? He had all his money at her place and was booted out saying that if he came back he'd get jumped by his Ex Gf's brothers. So my friend last night speant all night sleeping ruff in Ballyclare.

He rang us his friends and we could really only give him advice cause buses and w.e were off and there was no way we had money for a taxi.

I asked for the street address, found out were he was on MultiMap then told him when the next bus home was.

So now im going down into belfast at 8am to get him, bring him to my house and put him in a bed.

whirlygirl Escribi�:

You guys rock.



I love you guys.



(would that be a confession?)

I LOVE EVERYBODY TO!



i really do.





Foxboy whahahahaa X-D





Mx u are so funny!

My urinating memories:



Me and my mate Lewis were back in the tent at the Download Rock festival getting fucked up on vodka heavy drinks, whisky and drinking out of a bottle of "olde cider" :-// while chatting shit to some ladies and police.



System of a Down where on next, so we went down to the stage and waited. We had a good spot and it was jam packed so I didn't want to go for a piss. For some odd reason I thought I could hold it in for the entirerity of the show. This however was not the case.



I could feel my bladder was on the verge of explosion so I had to empty it. Looked down on the ground and saw a sprite bottle, like a diamond in the muff. Slipped the bottle discretly down my leg (oh, and were with this random girls) and began to adjust myself.



Half way through the SOAD gig, I was dying to go again! found a coke bottle and lit up the night sky with another enormous grin



Unfortunatly this carbonated drinks manufactures don't consider the possibility of the situation I and many other have been in. Basically you can't fit your william into the opening of the bottle.



Once I thought I had positioned myself accordingly I began. Oh my, it WAS THE BEST PISS IN THE FUCKIN WORLD! Honestly, the smile on my face was ear to ear, a twinkle in my eye and a huge sigh of relief :D ahhh the memories



I managed to get the majority of my bladder content into the now steaming hot bottle, but I got a bit down my leg. I was nice at first, the warm liquid trickling down your leg on a cold day. That feeling doesn't last long though. X-D A girl comes up to me after I remove the bottle from my trousers, and says "urr, that's not what I think it is, is it?". I replied "just look at the smile on my face, what do you think". With that I lobbed it into the crowd!



So SOAD finished an absolutely amazing set, timed Aeriels with a plane flying over :D and my mate started chatting to one of the security staff. I needed to go again, I was dancing around like I had taken an E, but again, I couldn't stand it. Found another bottle, filled it, and left it there for people to find.



Good times.

WHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAA X-D X-D X-D



Iggy! Ow lord! BWAHAHAHA X-D

people go back to the previous page to read iggy's story :P

Men have it so much easier that the women when it comes to emergency urinating in the great outdoors/gigs/alley ways!



About 10 years ago, stash and I took this spur of the moment road trip with his sister, our friend Todd, and this wandering Canadian guy who was living on our roof (long story) and who always carried a bottle of ritalin around. In the middle of the night we drove to the desert, then cut across through the Palomar mountains taking twisting side roads and getting lost on these lonely pitch black and barely paved streets. I had to pee so bad and we were basically in the middle nowhere. It was uncontroallbly agonizing. Don't know if any of you have ever taken ritalin for fun, but it's basically legal speed and it makes you have to pee so bad. Anyway. Finally, I could stand it no more. It was getting hard to drive with a bladder that was about to erupt. It was a good thing stash and the Canadian guy had to pee, so I pulled off to the side of the road.



stash and the Canadian go find seperate bushes to pee in, but I barely made it out the car and to the side of teh road before I involuntarily, in a panic, hiked my skirt up and pulled my panties pulled down. I squatted, my bare bottom hovering a few inches above the pavement, the cool mountain breeze hitting it. I just let loose. I didn't hear the splash of pee hitting the ground so I thought "shit, I just peed in my underwear!" So I adjusted and wiggled again in squat position. It was awful, because when you have to go that bad and you finally do, it's not like you can easily cut off the urine flow. It was a struggle. I asked stash to hand me a napkin since I usually stash napkins in the glove box, but there were none to be had. So I had to sit there wiggling, my bare white ass in the moonlight on the side of the road, while I could drip dry. stash heard something crawling about in the bushes and freaked out and ordered me into the car. I had images of whatever it was coming up and biting my pale bare bottom as I desperately tried to drip dry on the side of the road. What a friggin nightmare.



I did piss in my underwear. }:-@



Sometimes it's sucks being a girl.

HAHAHAHHAAHAHA X-D



I love this thread

One story about me and my friend wanting to go real bad was when we had just gotten out of school..



Usually no one ever goes to toilet in school cause they fuckin suuucck.. and me i just couldnt have been arsed and thought i could last the bus ride home with my friend.. That obviously wasnt the case. We got to the bus stop and no one was around, me and my friend were jumping around achhhing to go soooo bad.. You know how it is yourself.. so im like fuck this man im taking a leak right here.

So basically, the bus stop is a lamp post with a sign on it saying BUS STOP. and i positioned myself up behind it as if i was hugging it, and started going, My friend was like, good idea and went to a corner of a wall and started going there.

So the caption is Me pissing up against a bus stop at like 3.30pm in the day.. right next to a road and hes to the back of me...

Both our piss met up somewhere on down the road where two kids were amazed by it.. and i think one of them decided to go in his front gardan :-|

I have a confession.

I am fucking dr4unk as we speak.

I went to a party , i danced all night ( I DRANK 16 BEERS AND STARTED UP A FIGHT! Thats from a song no worries ) i drink so much wodka orange.



And i KNOW i am not the only one on this board who did.



Anyway in wanted to get some people into DnB but they said it was wrong. }:-)



No people. Sick Ass dnb Isn't wrong }:-) they played penudulum remix of voodoo people and i went so ape hahaha , i went on stage with the mc and i was busting some moves whahahaaha :D



So , i remember a post of Mips saying he chatted to his mum in some disgracefull ...lets say moods ahahaha.



When i got hime 10 min ago my mum was still up!

She said " jeanie u smell like alcohol! " Whahahahaa X-D



But she is ace , she understood.





So , i saw this HOT SEXY barman in my cafe 'The Doors" and i gave him " The look"...so when i went to order a drink he said " I want your number





I was pleasently suprised by his ...forward way hahaha

I hope he calls me he's so hot , and he has some sexy tattoo's whahaha.



Ciao peeps , love ya'll!

O man that was a wrong post X-D



But al least this time i can type properly :D

X-D X-D Jeanie, sounds like you had a wicked time, glad your mom understood. That's always a bonus.



I'll get back to this board in a few hours, I'm sure... looking for that buzzed posting thread.



Tonight I'll finally be celebrating... what, I'm not really sure. But it's a good time for good times and we've got what we need to let the good times roll hehe. ;)

What's 'the look?' Jeanie? I have 'a look' but i'm not sure if i've realised its full potential.

he. he. he.



I feel so happy and good right now. }:-)