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#1 makeskidskill

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Posted 28 June 2007 - 9:44 PM

Sniff The Greatest Sex Drug... Ever


Now in Phase 3 clinical trials, which is the phase just before final FDA approval and the phase just before it starts appearing on a million semi-legal medical websites and just before it becomes THE must-have club drug of your life and before it shows up in every woman's purse and every man's coat pocket, is a new and potentially world-altering aphrodesiac.


It is the nasal spray to end all nasal sprays, a new and apparently hugely effective brain-stroking libido-licking sex-drive-boosting drug called PT-141 which, if approved and if even half as effective as some of the amazing human trials indicate, will revolutionize sex in a way Viagra could only wet dream and which Ecstasy can only knowingly wink at and which cocaine and cocktails and overpriced sports cars will only deeply envy forevermore.


It works for both men and women. It is unaffected by food or alcohol. It is non-addictive, easy to use, has no serious physical side effects. It works by opening/stimulating/grinding against the same channels in the brain (as opposed to the bloodstream, like Viagra) that fire up when you get turned on. It is not Ecstasy, but it certainly could supplant it as the club drug of the new millennium. And it will be here in about three years.


Basically, it makes you horny. Really horny. Take-your- clothes-off-right-now-and-do-me horny. It is direct. Straight to the brain. Bypasses the mating ritual and bypasses those numbing $100 dinners and bypasses the all your annoying complex psychoemotional issues and all the lessons you might need to learn about your sexuality and zips right by the awkwardness of taking your pants off in front of someone new for the first time and makes you wanna get down to it like, right now. Apparently.


Very good -- if lengthy and a bit rambly -- piece in New York magazine about the joys and evils to, uh, come, as a result of PT-141's imminent legalization. It is, after all, the cheap, easy-to-use, hassle-free sex drug everyone's been waiting for. It is nirvana, the magic bullet, the simplest route to quickie sex you've ever known. It could be the greatest thing to happen to sex in 50 years. And also, of course, the worst.


Makes you want to try it, no?


http://sfgate.com/cg...3&entry_id=1849


http://nymag.com/lif...ual/2005/15061/




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Posted 28 June 2007 - 9:48 PM

Fucking nuts. Almost sounds too crazy to be true... Well, I think I'm gonna start investing my cash in AIDS meds about now...




#3 makeskidskill

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Posted 28 June 2007 - 9:49 PM

Invest in condoms!


It sounds... remarkable. sounds like it beats the shit outta amyl nitrate at least... who am I kiddin? the new drug cocktail of choice will be mdma, pt-141, amyl and coke.




#4 chemdup

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Posted 28 June 2007 - 9:50 PM

hmmmmm can someone say "the next date rape drug?!!!"




#5 makeskidskill

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Posted 28 June 2007 - 9:54 PM

It's not rape if they're willing!




#6 whirly

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Posted 28 June 2007 - 10:12 PM

Oh I remember... I read about this a couple of months ago!


Time for me and you to place a call to our good doctor, aka Dr. FeelGood! :lol:




#7 makeskidskill

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Posted 28 June 2007 - 10:18 PM

whirly and stash at a show:


whirly: "hey, pass me the Vicks"

stash: "here ya go!"

whirly: *snifffffffff* "hey, that's not the Vicks!"

stash: "gigity-gigity, alllllll-right!"




#8 makeskidskill

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Posted 28 June 2007 - 10:21 PM

Oh fuck, you can already buy it!


http://synergyscient...onresearch.aspx


Oh fuck yeah, read this disclaimer:


"Disclaimer:

Synergy Scientific products are intended for laboratory/ hobbyist research use only."


shit, if anyone was ever into 'hobbyist research' that would be me.




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Posted 28 June 2007 - 10:41 PM

Oh, btw, for the record, 5 years max in TN.




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Posted 28 June 2007 - 11:40 PM

Colour me a bit skeptical until I actually hear some details on how it works (which neurons does it stimulate/which neurotransmitters it releases/which receptors it activates), but me likey.




#11 makeskidskill

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Posted 28 June 2007 - 11:50 PM

I'll buy some and let you know.




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Posted 30 June 2007 - 10:32 AM

I dont really need anything to make me horny, man.


Nuff said :lol:




#13 makeskidskill

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Posted 03 July 2007 - 4:51 PM

Course not, all you need is sexy phone time with whirly :P




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Posted 03 July 2007 - 7:10 PM

So is this "non-addictive" in the same way that sex is "non-addictive" ?




#15 makeskidskill

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Posted 03 July 2007 - 8:11 PM

Same way that e isn't addictive, I would think.




#16 chemdup

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Posted 03 July 2007 - 9:31 PM

as soon as this becomes legal in america i NEED some!!!!.....or before it does....eithers good for me!




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