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Posted 08 March 2006 - 6:21 PM
toomuch'stash Escribi�:
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yeah thanks stash, its classic sig yo
we should start a game trying to guess where the quotes come from
"there is no spoon"- dog soldiers right?
that's the Matrix dude.
but quoted in Dog Soldiers. A funny moment.
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Posted 08 March 2006 - 9:44 PM
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you gotta see dog soldiers, really funny black comedy involving the s.a.s and were wolves!
OH!
That was like a straight to video release here, I've seen it a few times at the viddy store, always thought it looked terrible, but if it's funny, I'm there.
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Posted 20 March 2006 - 7:40 AM
Looking for some more material for this thread, I stumbled across this gem of a site. This is truly the reason the Internet was invented.
I present the AT-ST Scout Walker Kama Sutra!
I present the AT-ST Scout Walker Kama Sutra!
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Posted 20 March 2006 - 11:08 AM
Hot Ham and Cheese
When a man has sex with a woman with a yeast infection
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Hot ham on a kaiser
The act of having heating the penis up, by such means as a heating pad, and then having sex with a girl of German birth.
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dirty raspberry houdini swirl
this is where you are doing a girl doggy style, then pull it out and spit on her back. When she turns to look at you, you shoot it right in her face and then punch her in the nose, so she has blood and cum dripping down her face.
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OMG X-D X-D X-D now where on earth did you find that AT-ST thing Darkstar ?
When a man has sex with a woman with a yeast infection
______________________
Hot ham on a kaiser
The act of having heating the penis up, by such means as a heating pad, and then having sex with a girl of German birth.
__________________________
dirty raspberry houdini swirl
this is where you are doing a girl doggy style, then pull it out and spit on her back. When she turns to look at you, you shoot it right in her face and then punch her in the nose, so she has blood and cum dripping down her face.
_____________
OMG X-D X-D X-D now where on earth did you find that AT-ST thing Darkstar ?
tom_rowlands_chemical_chi, on 08 January 2003 - 8:53 PM, said:
This old man,
he play beats,
He don't need no music sheets,
but with a snip-snip-snippy-snip
gave his mop a chop,
Old man hairstyles are a flop.
he play beats,
He don't need no music sheets,
but with a snip-snip-snippy-snip
gave his mop a chop,
Old man hairstyles are a flop.
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Posted 19 August 2006 - 9:20 AM
hot fudge sundae
sexual position achieved by sparying splooge and diarrhea in the mouth, and then putting a cherry on top
sexual position achieved by sparying splooge and diarrhea in the mouth, and then putting a cherry on top
tom_rowlands_chemical_chi, on 08 January 2003 - 8:53 PM, said:
This old man,
he play beats,
He don't need no music sheets,
but with a snip-snip-snippy-snip
gave his mop a chop,
Old man hairstyles are a flop.
he play beats,
He don't need no music sheets,
but with a snip-snip-snippy-snip
gave his mop a chop,
Old man hairstyles are a flop.
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Posted 19 August 2006 - 9:52 AM
Mudslide Surprise!
When a guy/girl is eating out your ass and you purposely begin to deficate, and then yell "Surprise!!!"
X-D
ok im starting to get grossed out....this world is too filthy for me
When a guy/girl is eating out your ass and you purposely begin to deficate, and then yell "Surprise!!!"
X-D
ok im starting to get grossed out....this world is too filthy for me
tom_rowlands_chemical_chi, on 08 January 2003 - 8:53 PM, said:
This old man,
he play beats,
He don't need no music sheets,
but with a snip-snip-snippy-snip
gave his mop a chop,
Old man hairstyles are a flop.
he play beats,
He don't need no music sheets,
but with a snip-snip-snippy-snip
gave his mop a chop,
Old man hairstyles are a flop.
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Posted 20 August 2006 - 8:47 AM
a couple my teacher taught me.
dilly bar the guy sticks his dick in the sand and then fucks the girl.
Dirty Sanchez the guy eats out the girlss ass and gets a brown mustash
Red wings a guy eats out a girl when she has her period and has a red mustash
dilly bar the guy sticks his dick in the sand and then fucks the girl.
Dirty Sanchez the guy eats out the girlss ass and gets a brown mustash
Red wings a guy eats out a girl when she has her period and has a red mustash
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Posted 20 August 2006 - 1:31 PM
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a couple my teacher taught me.
dilly bar the guy sticks his dick in the sand and then fucks the girl.
Dirty Sanchez the guy eats out the girlss ass and gets a brown mustash
Red wings a guy eats out a girl when she has her period and has a red mustash
teacher in what :?