Oh man--how did I miss that G.I. Joe shirt when you posted that last month!?!?! HILARIOUS.
I'll have to check out Suicide Cat when I get home.
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oh my god that's the funny SHlT
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Posted 14 September 2009 - 10:52 AM
Ok this story isn't funny for me but I'll share it with you. Saturday night I was invited to my best mates sisters birthday party at a hired out club. Her whole family and friends were there and also
a buffet (love it!). I was drinking like a Wildebeest on a hot day (John Smiths in case you're interested) so I was having 'dance offs' with people I didn't know, and generally destroying my chances of getting a mate for the evening (nothing different there then :P). The birthday girl was wearing a brand new expensive dress, and I went over to her to say happy birthday with a hug. I didn't quite think it through though as I wrapped my arms around her I poured my pint of beer all over her shoulders and down her back and front :'( I did the only thing I could do - run away :( I just sat in the corner and stared at the table until a friend came over and ordered me to cheer the fuck up. I did, and carried on drinking (TWAT). So that was pretty bad, I can't top that you say? WRONG. There was a stage and I of course, got on it. I took the microphone from the hands of a girl and started making a fucking speech :o "Thank you all for coming, It's been great, and Happy Birthday to ME!". Oh, and the birthday girl was standing right beside me as I took over her birthday :'( I turned around and headed to the back of the stage and hit my head on the wall repeatedly in an attempt to erase what just had happened.
#1603 brother_ging
Posted 14 September 2009 - 3:45 PM
#1605 inchemwetrust
Posted 30 September 2009 - 5:47 AM
Ace Ventura clip
http://www.youtube.c...h?v=poS3b2P71w0
Ace Ventura 2 clip:
http://www.youtube.c...?v=Cj1wcs7SZj0&
#1606 Maboul59
Posted 15 October 2009 - 9:32 PM
http://news.ninemsn....fires-on-driver
What was supossed to be an epic win unfortunately turns into an epic fail, but it's so damn worth it !
#1612 Zarious
Posted 20 October 2009 - 12:13 PM
Its pretty cheesy but it made my laugh :). Make sure you get it all to see the song.
#1613 Sethful
Posted 22 October 2009 - 10:59 PM
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Posted 22 October 2009 - 11:22 PM
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#1616 brother_ging
Posted 25 October 2009 - 9:28 PM
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Posted 06 November 2009 - 12:19 AM
It's a tough hit to his pride, but I bet he gets some kind of settlement. I would imagine their is some loop hole in the companies policy that a lawyer can expose for him.
Pumisher, that guy is amazing. Talk about breaking your neck...fuck....
tom_rowlands_chemical_chi, on 08 January 2003 - 8:53 PM, said:
This old man,
he play beats,
He don't need no music sheets,
but with a snip-snip-snippy-snip
gave his mop a chop,
Old man hairstyles are a flop.
he play beats,
He don't need no music sheets,
but with a snip-snip-snippy-snip
gave his mop a chop,
Old man hairstyles are a flop.