This one just makes me sad:



"Cartoon Network" Canceled



Gotham marijuana ring delivered hydroponic holiday cheer



DECEMBER 8--In a blow to New Yorkers who enjoyed having their premium marijuana delivered to their doorsteps, Drug Enforcement Administration agents have busted up a six-year-old pot ring calling itself the Cartoon Network that was busy preparing its festive holiday shipments before federal agents kicked in the door. The Cartoon Network, which allegedly had thousands of metropolitan area customers buying its Canadian-grown hydroponic chronic, packaged product in clear plastic containers, as seen in the DEA evidence photos below. When agents raided one stash house, they discovered 30 pounds of pot "in open and plain view, and marijuana already packaged for retail holiday delivery to Cartoon Network customers," according to a court filing by prosecutors Burton Ryan and Allen Bode. "Happy Holidays from your friends at Cartoon!," read the holiday label, which also included the cheery reminder, "Remember to make sure your bag is sealed!" The label also appears to carry a picture of the Hamburglar. Twelve Cartoon Network figures, including alleged boss John Nebel, have been charged with drug trafficking and money laundering, and prosecutors are seeking the forfeiture of $22 million in assorted assets. Click here to read the 12-page Cartoon Network criminal complaint, which describes the ring's operations and--buyers beware--how investigators seized "a large quantity of drug customer lists." (2 pages)







http://www.thesmokin...52cartoon1.html

Haha! , is that the same cartoon network we get in europe..?



Thats crazy X-D

I always thought that anonymous drug delivery services were just a joke from the movie 'Half-Baked'...

A guy on a board I lurk on apparently reset one of the traffic signs that can be used to say things like "Caution: Icy Roads", etc.







Class..... even if it is likely fake.

bwaha... that's awesome

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA X-D

Check this thread for the ultimate proof that trance does, indeed, destroy many a brain cell.



http://forums.di.fm/...85&page=1&pp=20



What a bunch of morons..... Fuck, how did that thread reach 18 pages? It was answered on the first page. Christ almighty.......

Oooooooooo.K. X-D



Well, at least they had something to talk about. I couldn't read past the first page though. I suppose if I knew them I might be able to get a bit more into where they're coming from. More importably though, did the conversation delve into talk of sex and drugs like our threads usually do? X-D

whirlygirl Escribi�:

Oooooooooo.K. X-D



Well, at least they had something to talk about. I couldn't read past the first page though. I suppose if I knew them I might be able to get a bit more into where they're coming from. More importably though, did the conversation delve into talk of sex and drugs like our threads usually do? X-D

No, the other 17 pages are exactly the same, repeating the same arguments, etc. I only read about 10 or so pages out of boredom, but there is almost no deviation from discussing the main topic. They just don't know when to stop, or in the case of most of them, how to answer a simple logic/physics question. Sheer idiocy.....

This isn't funny, it's cruel :'(



http://gprime.net/vi...p/hornetsvsbees

THIS is cruel



http://www.zangerbob.nl/



Go to videoclips for "Bob" in his full glory.

Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH!!!!!!!



Oh man, this is too good.... headline = Man Dates Gal on Internet for Six Months -- And it Turns Out She's His Mother!





http://entertainment...3414040002.html

bwahaaahaa!!



The Prince of Pleasure... the conversation got racy... bwahaa. haha. ha. ha.



Bwahahaaaa!! Great find, Darkstar.

From urbandictionary:



WOMEN - A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS

---------------------------

Element: Women

Symbol: Wo

Discoverer: Adam

Atomic Mass: Accepted at 53.6 kg, but known to vary between 40 &

200 kg

Occurences: Copious quantities in all urban areas

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Surface usually covered in painted film.

2. Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason.

3. Melts if given special treatment.

4. Bitter if incorrectly used.

5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.

6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Has a great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious

stones.

2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.

3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no know

reason.

4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly when

saturated in alcohol.

5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USES:

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.

2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.

3. Very effective cleaning agent.

TESTS:

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.

2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

HAZARDS:

1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.

2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained

at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct

contact with each other.





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Darkstarexodus Escribi�:

From urbandictionary:



WOMEN - A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS

---------------------------

Element: Women

Symbol: Wo

Discoverer: Adam

Atomic Mass: Accepted at 53.6 kg, but known to vary between 40 &

200 kg

Occurences: Copious quantities in all urban areas

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Surface usually covered in painted film.

2. Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason.

3. Melts if given special treatment.

4. Bitter if incorrectly used.

5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.

6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Has a great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious

stones.

2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.

3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no know

reason.

4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly when

saturated in alcohol.

5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.

COMMON USES:

1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.

2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.

3. Very effective cleaning agent.

TESTS:

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state.

2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

HAZARDS:

1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.

2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained

at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct

contact with each other.





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X-D that deserves a

X-D ^ Well then I guess stash is shit out of luck, isn't he??

Taken from an actual episode of Catch Phrase, presented by the legend Roy Walker X-D

A guy found these on my local forum. X-D

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I've seen those LOTR films so many times that now when we watch, we sort of give them the Mystery Science Theater treatment.



We love those films but we can't help make up our own dialogue!