okay nothing to do with the current conversation but brought my lil' niece to the paddys day parade yesterday and then on to the cinema. Now my brother and his wife are all into this healthy eating lark so usually when I take my niece out I fill her with as much candy and choclate as possible out of pure pity/devilment.
Now shes still using baby talk, im not kev, im "Cuckoo", a knife is a "cuty cuty" etc, all cute and loveable except for when we were in the que at the cinema to get a drink and some pop-corn for her she shouted out "uncle cuckoo can you get me cock-porn again?" "I WANT COCK-PORN cuckoo!! COCK PORN! I got some seriously weird looks.
(p.s I can only hope she meant pop-corn)
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oh my god that's the funny SHlT
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Posted 18 March 2011 - 3:08 PM
Hhhahahahaha cock-porn!! 
Oh my god, that's so freakin funny! Really that is super hilarious. I have a son who will be 13 at the end of the month. But I remember those days where his baby talk and innocent, yet simple lack of social graces caused some embarrassing parent moments.
Oh my god, that's so freakin funny! Really that is super hilarious. I have a son who will be 13 at the end of the month. But I remember those days where his baby talk and innocent, yet simple lack of social graces caused some embarrassing parent moments.
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Posted 19 March 2011 - 1:23 AM
i think this will be funny when i play it in the club next week 
http://soundcloud.com/eis-t/abba-klaus-wunderlich-take-a
http://soundcloud.com/eis-t/abba-klaus-wunderlich-take-a
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Posted 19 March 2011 - 4:20 AM
You might just destroy the club with a bassline like that. 
Mostly funny due to the braindead commentary.
Mostly funny due to the braindead commentary.
charanku, on 29 March 2013 - 2:58 PM, said:
yes he is dancing but .............
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Posted 19 March 2011 - 3:21 PM
Eis-T, on 19 March 2011 - 2:23 AM, said:
i think this will be funny when i play it in the club next week
http://soundcloud.com/eis-t/abba-klaus-wunderlich-take-a
http://soundcloud.com/eis-t/abba-klaus-wunderlich-take-a
too much sidechain compression dude !
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Posted 19 March 2011 - 8:19 PM
charanku, on 29 March 2013 - 2:58 PM, said:
yes he is dancing but .............
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Champiness, on 19 March 2011 - 3:19 PM, said:
http://jasongotasixpack.com/#
Hooray for pop-ups!
Hooray for pop-ups!
Bah, just use this:
It also doubles as a grill, how can you say no?
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Posted 20 March 2011 - 7:04 PM
Local ads...this isn't even the worst one, just the worst one on Youtube.<br>
charanku, on 29 March 2013 - 2:58 PM, said:
yes he is dancing but .............
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Be kind to your donkey, on 18 March 2011 - 12:26 PM, said:
okay nothing to do with the current conversation but brought my lil' niece to the paddys day parade yesterday and then on to the cinema. Now my brother and his wife are all into this healthy eating lark so usually when I take my niece out I fill her with as much candy and choclate as possible out of pure pity/devilment.
Now shes still using baby talk, im not kev, im "Cuckoo", a knife is a "cuty cuty" etc, all cute and loveable except for when we were in the que at the cinema to get a drink and some pop-corn for her she shouted out "uncle cuckoo can you get me cock-porn again?" "I WANT COCK-PORN cuckoo!! COCK PORN! I got some seriously weird looks.
Now shes still using baby talk, im not kev, im "Cuckoo", a knife is a "cuty cuty" etc, all cute and loveable except for when we were in the que at the cinema to get a drink and some pop-corn for her she shouted out "uncle cuckoo can you get me cock-porn again?" "I WANT COCK-PORN cuckoo!! COCK PORN! I got some seriously weird looks.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
And I will rape
Each one of you
Violets are blue
And I will rape
Each one of you
inchemwetrust, on 12 August 2011 - 11:00 AM, said:
For those who haven't seen them, I only have one thing to say.....Ha Ha!
ThePumisher, on 04 September 2013 - 10:01 AM, said:
i didn't wear pants at home ;)
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Posted 21 March 2011 - 2:51 AM
Champiness, on 20 March 2011 - 8:04 PM, said:
Local ads...this isn't even the worst one, just the worst one on Youtube.<br>
Why are Santa's bitches dressed up like leprechauns?
And do they notice his beard falling at the end of the video?
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Posted 21 March 2011 - 5:50 AM
Air Show Disaster
Amazing photos show great detail. The pilot at low level had no control over his aircraft. It narrowly misses a crowd gathered for the airshow and slams into four buildings. One can only imagine the horror of the occupants inside those buildings.
Probably scared the shit out of them.
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Posted 21 March 2011 - 8:14 AM
Be kind to your donkey, on 19 March 2011 - 4:21 AM, said:
Awesome - I have always wanted to see this clip! And now I have. Gracias!
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ThePumisher, on 21 March 2011 - 9:52 PM, said:
wtf?
she cannot sing, she cannot move (the way she scratches her chin, sexy), she's got no rhythm, wrong speed, wrong melody and so on. she's got the charisma of an old leaf of bread. argh... why? why? why? and she's not even cute.
love is all.