Ben_j, on 19 January 2011 - 11:03 AM, said:

Added Satur8

WhiteNoise, on 18 January 2011 - 11:26 PM, said:

tom cruise asks me to talk about the avatar through the live video feed. i nod, and after zealously thanking the producers, i proceed to explain the genesis and development of the avatar. then in great poetic detail i illustrate how the simple .gif potrays a deep message of how we all should experence life in its fullest instead of living day by day in monotonous fashion. i emphasize that this applies to each and every human and that the pursuit of the joy of living is something that unites us all as one human race. there is a standing ovation. tom cries. he presents the award, and i lift it, already given to me, on my side of the screen. i reach for the webcam to sign off, and accidentally knock it down. i mutter a swear - audible to the entire crowd and all telvesion audiences, as the fcc is not quick enough to censor it - grab the camera and turn it off. the swear causes controversy. the fcc gets numerous complaints, and steps up the censorship of profanity across all broadcasting in response. thus ends the first annual avatar awards.

BoywiththeGoldenEyes, on 18 January 2011 - 11:31 PM, said:

tom cruise is being sentenced to lifelong golf tournaments in north korea (see http://blogs.wsj.com...-golf-tourney/) for letting whitenoise swear live on stage. whitenoise is being asked to replace him in film history incl. everything he has done before ever.

whitenoise decides to have all respective soundtracks being redone

brother_ging, on 19 January 2011 - 05:02 AM, said:

brother_ging, on 20 January 2011 - 03:52 PM, said:

Biff, on 20 January 2011 - 08:00 PM, said:

BoywiththeGoldenEyes, on 20 January 2011 - 10:37 AM, said:

obama unfortunately's got nothing to say any more as due to a massive wave of love and support for whitenoise, the US constitution has been changed and installed whitenoise as life-long president.
the US like to have actors as presidents, anyway.

• The Golden Path shall be the new national anthem. It will be performed at all sporting events. If desired, the Ewan Pearson Remix may be played in it's place.
  
• Hail To The Chief will be replaced with the breakdown section of Elektrobank, on repeat.
  
• The Black Eyed Peas album 'The E.N.D.' will be pulled from sales and all copies destoyed, to prevent douchebags from claiming that 'the Another World single artwrok was totally ripped off the B.E.P.'
  
• The White House shall have a new 'party' wing added, complete with a large concert venue designed for electronic music artists. It shall be equipped with hidden high quality audio recorders for epic bootlegs.
  
• The US flag shall be replaced with the artwork for Surrender.
  
• December 1 is National Private Psychedelic Reel Appreciation Day. On this day, citizens are encouraged to take 10 minutes out of their day to listen to The Private Psychedelic Reel, without interruption.
  
• Anyone asking for permission to use The Chemical Brothers music in their little independent film or whatnot, shall be directed to the Department of Proper Usage of the Chemical Brothers Music, where your request will be evaluated by a panel of experts (aka Iguanapunk).
  
• MTV's Amp shall return and be the only program allowed on the network. Except for maybe Silent Library.
  
• Someone get me a copy of the Music: Response promo with the Futureshock Stripped Response on it.
  
• And a copy of the Problem/Question vinyl. Get me one of those.
  
• All stimulus money given to the banks shall be withdrawn and distributed to American record labels. Physical releases return.
  
• Justin Bieber shall be sent to Easter Island and banned from returning to civilization.
  
• Further shall be played in movie theaters nationwide.

WhiteNoise, on 21 January 2011 - 01:34 AM, said:

The bloke off the internet, on 21 January 2011 - 08:29 PM, said:

The bloke off the internet, on 22 January 2011 - 02:29 PM, said:

brother_ging, on 19 January 2011 - 6:02 AM, said: