See, the Mexico-US border counts like that, but the US-Canada border, unfortunately, seems to be excluded from that rule (something to do with no actual border policing .... well, apart from drug searches }:-@ ). I'll have my lawyer look at it to see what can be done.
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Posted 19 April 2005 - 9:35 PM
It would certainly be a mitigating factor in the length of sentencing of a subsequent no-sex situation. (God, can you tell I grew up with a lawyer for a mom, or what?) ..... still, the resulting no-sex situation would mean I'd have to go border-crossing while reallllly high at least 3 times a week until the sentence was served....
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Posted 19 April 2005 - 9:55 PM
Like I said, the female-to-male ratio would definetly need to be increased. Dirty hippy girls are easily achievable, as follows in a hypothetical example:
Me: *smiling while a munch a "special" brownie the girl baked* Yeah, of course I like Ani Difranco.
Dirty hippy girl: Really? Do you want to have sex?
Goth girls are equally easy:
Me: *on the verge of tears while slitting my wrists* Throbbing Gristle sucks less than this existential waste we call human life.
Goth girl: Really? Would you like to tie me up and flagellate me?
etc, etc.
Me: *smiling while a munch a "special" brownie the girl baked* Yeah, of course I like Ani Difranco.
Dirty hippy girl: Really? Do you want to have sex?
Goth girls are equally easy:
Me: *on the verge of tears while slitting my wrists* Throbbing Gristle sucks less than this existential waste we call human life.
Goth girl: Really? Would you like to tie me up and flagellate me?
etc, etc.
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Posted 19 April 2005 - 10:15 PM
Darkstarexodus Escribi�:
Like I said, the female-to-male ratio would definetly need to be increased. Dirty hippy girls are easily achievable, as follows in a hypothetical example:
Me: *smiling while a munch a "special" brownie the girl baked* Yeah, of course I like Ani Difranco.
Dirty hippy girl: Really? Do you want to have sex?
Goth girls are equally easy:
Me: *on the verge of tears while slitting my wrists* Throbbing Gristle sucks less than this existential waste we call human life.
Goth girl: Really? Would you like to tie me up and flagellate me?
etc, etc.
X-D
love is all.
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Posted 19 April 2005 - 10:36 PM
Darkstarexodus Escribi�:
Like I said, the female-to-male ratio would definetly need to be increased. Dirty hippy girls are easily achievable, as follows in a hypothetical example:
Me: *smiling while a munch a "special" brownie the girl baked* Yeah, of course I like Ani Difranco.
Dirty hippy girl: Really? Do you want to have sex?
Goth girls are equally easy:
Me: *on the verge of tears while slitting my wrists* Throbbing Gristle sucks less than this existential waste we call human life.
Goth girl: Really? Would you like to tie me up and flagellate me?
etc, etc.
With the goths down here, you'd be better off mentioning Cradle of Filth than THrobbing Gristle... they won't know what you're talking about.
I can't wait to watch the 300 pound goths in black latex dropping like flies from heat stroke.
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Posted 19 April 2005 - 11:48 PM
I'm actually starting to get mildly psyched about this... it could be that the 3/4s of a liter of vodka I drank saturday night while Whirly was at her moms house literally dissolved the area of my brain where the memories of the heat, the lines, the prices for water and the sheer odor of the place were kept.
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Posted 19 April 2005 - 11:59 PM
goth girls are not easy i am offended by this
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mabey your talkin home the posers :P
a real goth girl would tell you to shut up and tie YOU up :D
slap u up a few times too
ha!
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mabey your talkin home the posers :P
a real goth girl would tell you to shut up and tie YOU up :D
slap u up a few times too
ha!
"The past is a foreign country, they do things differently there"- Leslie Poles Hartley
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Posted 20 April 2005 - 12:01 AM
stash why u keep saying 300 pound goth girls..
is that all you have down there
just wondering??
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is that all you have down there
just wondering??
:?
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Posted 20 April 2005 - 12:02 AM
i know a very nice girl from spain. she's not goth, however, some people call her goth as she wears black clothes and black lipstick. she prefers rammstein or nightwish ( :x ) to cradle of filth
love is all.