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oh my god that's the funny SHlT
#323
Posted 18 December 2005 - 6:44 PM
That story reminds me of when stash and I used to play this online game called Acrophobia, this was about 7 or 8 years ago. There were different forums of about 5 to 10 people each, and the game would generate acronyms which had to be solved within a few seconds. i.e. - MIA = Missing In Action. As a team you could choose which category (history, entertainment, science) you wanted an acronym from and everyone would type in their answers. We would hang out in the non-family friendly forums so it didn't matter what category the acronyms were from because they all ended up being of an explicit nature. X-D There was a point system, whoever solved the acronyms the fastest got the most points and at the end of the round there's be a challenge between the 2 highest scores. The forums were a sort of chat room as well. That game was so much fun, many a wasted late night hour spent playing it!
So one night we're online and we're playing Acrophobia and we see stash's mom's screen name come up so we started chatting and making lewd jokes. it got out of hand (you'd have to know stash's mom to understand!) Then someone said "Hey, why don't you 2 get a room or something, we're trying to play here!" and stash said, "Hey man, that's my mother!" If there is such a thing as deafening silence on an internet chat room, that would've been the perfect example. Profuse apologizing followed and the game continued as normal.
So one night we're online and we're playing Acrophobia and we see stash's mom's screen name come up so we started chatting and making lewd jokes. it got out of hand (you'd have to know stash's mom to understand!) Then someone said "Hey, why don't you 2 get a room or something, we're trying to play here!" and stash said, "Hey man, that's my mother!" If there is such a thing as deafening silence on an internet chat room, that would've been the perfect example. Profuse apologizing followed and the game continued as normal.
be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle
#324
Posted 18 December 2005 - 6:56 PM
stash and I used to also stalk his mother in chat rooms and come up with these screen names and hit on her. X-D She was newly divorced and stash introduced her to the joys of the internet and that quickly became her outlet for meeting new people. We used to give her shit all the time for it.
One time I got her good.
I called her up and left her a message from "Fernando". I lowered by voice and made it real deep, then laid on a thick faux European accent of no discernable origin. I said, "Hello, thees iz Ferrrnando... I met you on ze chat last night and you gave to me your telephooone numberrr... I want to meet you, meet you so mach and my thighs... my thighs they burn for you... Pleeze won't you call me, I will make it worth your while."
So when stash's mother came home and got her message, she called us and said, "I got the weirdest call from someone named Fernando, he said he met me online last night but I don't remember meeting someone like that...?"
We kind of led her on saying, "Well, maybe you should talk to Fernando a little bit when you're online later on tonight..." But stash's mom was still weirded out. So later that night, stash and I logged into the chat room where his mother hung out and signed up a fake account under the name of Burning Thigh.
She calls us up and says, "Oh my god, that Fernando person just showed up in the chat room, what do I do???" At that point I couldn't help laughing, and I did my best Fernando voice and told her it vaas a joke, dahling.
It's a wonder anyone still talks to stash and me.
One time I got her good.
I called her up and left her a message from "Fernando". I lowered by voice and made it real deep, then laid on a thick faux European accent of no discernable origin. I said, "Hello, thees iz Ferrrnando... I met you on ze chat last night and you gave to me your telephooone numberrr... I want to meet you, meet you so mach and my thighs... my thighs they burn for you... Pleeze won't you call me, I will make it worth your while."
So when stash's mother came home and got her message, she called us and said, "I got the weirdest call from someone named Fernando, he said he met me online last night but I don't remember meeting someone like that...?"
We kind of led her on saying, "Well, maybe you should talk to Fernando a little bit when you're online later on tonight..." But stash's mom was still weirded out. So later that night, stash and I logged into the chat room where his mother hung out and signed up a fake account under the name of Burning Thigh.
She calls us up and says, "Oh my god, that Fernando person just showed up in the chat room, what do I do???" At that point I couldn't help laughing, and I did my best Fernando voice and told her it vaas a joke, dahling.
It's a wonder anyone still talks to stash and me.
be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle
#325
Posted 19 December 2005 - 12:04 AM
whirlygirl Escribi�:
stash and I used to also stalk his mother in chat rooms and come up with these screen names and hit on her. X-D She was newly divorced and stash introduced her to the joys of the internet and that quickly became her outlet for meeting new people. We used to give her shit all the time for it.
One time I got her good.
I called her up and left her a message from "Fernando". I lowered by voice and made it real deep, then laid on a thick faux European accent of no discernable origin. I said, "Hello, thees iz Ferrrnando... I met you on ze chat last night and you gave to me your telephooone numberrr... I want to meet you, meet you so mach and my thighs... my thighs they burn for you... Pleeze won't you call me, I will make it worth your while."
So when stash's mother came home and got her message, she called us and said, "I got the weirdest call from someone named Fernando, he said he met me online last night but I don't remember meeting someone like that...?"
We kind of led her on saying, "Well, maybe you should talk to Fernando a little bit when you're online later on tonight..." But stash's mom was still weirded out. So later that night, stash and I logged into the chat room where his mother hung out and signed up a fake account under the name of Burning Thigh.
She calls us up and says, "Oh my god, that Fernando person just showed up in the chat room, what do I do???" At that point I couldn't help laughing, and I did my best Fernando voice and told her it vaas a joke, dahling.
It's a wonder anyone still talks to stash and me.
hahahahahahaha
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Awesome!
#327
Posted 20 December 2005 - 6:34 PM
Sometimes i am ashamed to be dutch
http://www.zangerbob.nl/ -> GO TO VIDEOCLIP
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA X-D X-D X-D
http://www.zangerbob.nl/ -> GO TO VIDEOCLIP
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA X-D X-D X-D
#332 toomuchstash
Posted 21 December 2005 - 11:25 PM
#335
Posted 22 December 2005 - 4:37 PM
Nice timepass in Flash. Create your own comic
strip with a library of drag
and drop characters, bubbles and objects, and
save them to the gallery.
View other strips from all over the world. You
can do some pretty nice
stuff, actually.
http://www.stripgenerator.com/
strip with a library of drag
and drop characters, bubbles and objects, and
save them to the gallery.
View other strips from all over the world. You
can do some pretty nice
stuff, actually.
http://www.stripgenerator.com/
#337
Posted 23 December 2005 - 9:09 PM
HAHAHAHA
HNAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHA
I peed in my pants man !!
Just wait until the dutch talking is over :D
http://www.planet.nl...41426/sc=e95c95
Underneath the idols pic u see some text , and than a link u can click " De Auditie van Mark "
HNAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHA
I peed in my pants man !!
Just wait until the dutch talking is over :D
http://www.planet.nl...41426/sc=e95c95
Underneath the idols pic u see some text , and than a link u can click " De Auditie van Mark "
#338 toomuchstash
Posted 23 December 2005 - 9:12 PM