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I'd really prefer Come With Us as an intro (as can be seen
here, as above, but with the full transition into Galvanize).
And that's the springboard for
my ultimate setlist. It incorporates everything we know for sure is in there, so it's at least ostensibly realistic. (By the way, I am absolutely loving the fact that Don't Think in here is now an ostensibly realistic addition!)
So, it starts out with the
Tomorrow Never Knows cover as an intro like they've been doing for a while. Then it would get swept away in that wash of descending synth noises they use to signal the beginning of the show. The spacey sound effects of
Come With Us arise out of this and the show begins with a rousing yell of "they're coming back!". At the end, like the video I linked to, it segues into
Galvanize. The show continues into
Another World as usual, but when it comes to this
astounding series of synth arcs, as further confirmation that it's this tour's Burst Generator, it goes into
Do It Again instead. They get the crowd going with We Are The Night's big single, and when it comes to a close, return to Further, with the chants of "do it again" giving way to
Dissolve. After blowing the audience's minds away with that slice of audio psychedelia, they keep going into the monstrous
Horse Power. The energy doesn't let up as they go right from that one into my personal piece of Chemical heaven,
Don't Think (have I mentioned how much I
love the fact that this one is joining the setlist?). The Champi-pleasing doesn't let up, and as they reach the point where it would go to the "After After Sunglasses" section, the Snooprah siren begins to play and you hear a voice saying
"This chemical's good, This chemical's bad". Why is this so pleasing? Because instead of Under The Influence, it leads into
All Rights Reversed, a song they only hinted at during the 2010 leg! This dies away, as before, into
Out Of Control. Like on the 2010 leg, this is followed by perennial favorite
Setting Sun. Then they use the
It Doesn't Matter Transition, not to go into Saturate (yet), but for the same purpose it was used on the WATN tour... going into
Star Guitar! The first half of the set drifts away on a calm rave piano and gentle beams of light as the song begins to slow down to nothing but a warm breeze of pure synth happiness (don't believe me? see for yourself
here).
The second half of the show starts off with a bang, as the rising synth tones we're all so familiar with (if you aren't, just watch the ending of that Star Guitar video) is suddenly accompanied by the low hum of a
Shepard Tone... that then gets its own accompaniment from a Baba O'Riley-esque synth line... see where I'm going here? Yes, it explodes into
Escape Velocity. And it is awesome. But it can't last forever, and as that Baba O'Riley lines fades away, the drum track from
K+D+B comes in, and we're treated to it, along with those little bits of
Hold Tight London they used on the 2010 leg. I'd love it if they could use the vocals, if possible. When that dies away, the EBW6 drums begin to play, and I finally work
Saturate in here. Of course, it's not complete if it isn't followed by
Believe! If everyone's eardrums are still intact after that one, they'll get the surprise of their life... after the teapot explodes and the cowbell comes in, behold!
Hoops! This is another one that I'm really glad to have back - you really can't go wrong with it. And once that gem is done, we get the awesome transition into
The Golden Path mentioned above. Then, as per the norm, the
Elektrobnk Beats come in. I wish I could say that they're followed by the full song, but honestly, I've kind of given up hope on that. It would be awesome, but there's no way they'd do it after all these years (though I'd love to be proven wrong!). Besides, there's something much more pressing on the horizon... a fly-buzz drone suddenly appears over the drums, and so begins the old standby
Hey Boy, Hey Girl (I bet you were wondering what I did with that)! Then, as a throwback to the Come With Us tour, they revive a timeless transition...
a rather psychedelic sound takes over all but that one rising synth from HBHG, and the whole thing switches over to the key of C to mark the triumphant return of...
The Test! Oh, what a wonderful day it'll be when they finally bring this one back! Of course, it's hard to follow a number like that one up, so the mantra of "did I pass the acid test?" gives way to a grating, practically grinding-gear noise and the crowd gets ready for the encore.
It opens up with the Silver Drizzle Transition, essentially that trippy vocal noise that opened up Silver Drizzle on loop (as seen
here). Then things get a little out of the ordinary: the familiar synth from
Got Glint? starts up, and those who know it in the audience gasp at its revival. Now, I haven't gone insane. It would just take the place of Leave Home in the encore - about a minute's worth of Got Glint. Then, in the section with the "black skins - white skins - brown skins - yellow skins" vocoder, we get the transition with the "come on y'all let's rock the *whistle sound*" vocal, and then Got Glint dies away and that's all there is. Then we get that noise that sounds sort of like a scratching vinyl- and then- and then- "Back with another one of those
Block Rockin' Beats"! The bassline comes in and the whole place goes off. It ends like
here, with the Leave Home "terror drums" and a chop-up of the bassline leading to its transformation into an unrecognizable, epic noise, accompanied by laser lights washing over the crowd. It dies away into a loop of the intro to the album version of BRB (as seen
here), and we get into the spacier part of the encore. All of a sudden there's a burst of synth noise, followed by a descending tone, then another burst of synth noise, then another descending tone, then a lightly-strummed guitar, and- oh, it's
Wonders Of The Deep. Hard to get spacier than that. Everyone is blissed-out by this track, and when it reaches that spiraling synth at the end, it all fades into some quiet noises and some swirling vocals ("most people don't even know who Timothy Leary is") a la
this. Then an oriental string line comes in and we finish of with the glory that is
The Sunshine Underground. Ideally, the Reel would be the best closer, but TSU is an excellent set-closer and, you know, is actually on the setlist for this tour. The crowd gets one final, 9-minute opportunity to dance themselves silly, and then the song devolves into a cacophony of bleeps and bloops as the message "LOVE IS ALL" shows up on the screen, reminding us to fall in love (because
there's nothing else).
...Phew. Glad that's over. Also, let it be known that I have
never been to a Chemical Brothers concert. This is all just based on the inordinate amount of recordings I've listened to. Have pity on me.
In summation, here's the whole "dream setlist":
First Half
Come With Us (if only a pipe dream)
Galvanize
Another World
Do It Again
Dissolve
Horse Power
Don’t Think
Chemicals Are Good/Bad Transition
All Rights Reversed
Out Of Control
Setting Sun
It Doesn’t Matter Transition
Star Guitar
Second Half
Escape Velocity
K+D+B (w/ Hold Tight London)
Saturate
Believe
Hoops
The Golden Path
Elektrobank Beats
Hey Boy, Hey Girl
The Test(!)
Encore
Silver Drizzle Transition
Got Glint?
Block Rockin’ Beats
Wonders Of The Deep
The Sunshine Underground (or The Private Psychedelic Reel, if they would be so kind)