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#701 Darkstarexodus   User is offline

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Posted 25 April 2006 - 8:16 PM

Best haircut ever.





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Posted 25 April 2006 - 11:42 PM

If you're not familiar with Beefy or Taz's freestyling check the two links below:



http://www.youtube.c...CY&search=beefy



http://www.youtube.c...TH84&search=taz



Then have a look at one half of Pendulum did with it X-D

http://www.youtube.c...xc&search=beefy
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Posted 26 April 2006 - 1:32 AM

I love Beefy and Taz. Taz is proper fucked in that video. No light is escaping those black hole pupils.



The Pendulum treatment is classic. I would love to hear that actually dropped at a club. "Beefy! Beefy!"

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Posted 27 April 2006 - 2:41 AM

I FOUND MAGIC VIDEO FOOTAGE FROM THE FUTURE!



seriously, somehow, they managed to get a movie from Iggy's Stag Night!



http://www.spikedhum...s_Puked_On.html



it really is amazing.

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Posted 27 April 2006 - 8:20 AM

That is absolute magic, 'stash. Pure gold. I'm sure Whirly loves it.



Sheer disgusting.

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Posted 27 April 2006 - 1:25 PM

That is pretty funny! ^^



Help this bloke out!

http://www.helpwinthisbet.com/404/
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Posted 03 May 2006 - 3:13 AM

I FOUND OUT THE COMPLETE USE FOR OUR NUMBERS.



YOU HEARD FROM ME FIRST>



OUR NUMBERS ARE QUANTUM NUMBERS of the group Z2.





they are used to merge "bodies"



isomporhic.. its all in my thread..



PLEASE give it some attention.



I truly feel I have ALL the answers for lost in my one BIG thread.



read the first post,

http://www.losttv-fo....ad.php?t=15883



then page 8..

http://www.losttv-fo....t=15883&page=8



THIS PAGE HELPS MY APOLLO THEORY.

http://www.losttv-fo....postcount=297]





this page goes into vacuum discussions, very important in lost.

http://www.losttv-fo....&postcount=307



this page explains smokey as a "physical" form..

http://www.losttv-fo....&postcount=332





this is where the answer starts to confirm itself, my earlier Z2 ideas.

http://www.losttv-fo....&postcount=334







OR READ THE SUMMARY OF IT ALL....^^ done last night.

http://www.losttv-fo....&postcount=335



I have been working it all out, through-out the thread.



I dont just post an observation and try to come up with one theory to explain that days weirdness, (not saying you did, but most theories deal with "is kate an other", or something very meaningless like that.)

I see the big picture...









BTW, NOW that I have found the answer I will update my first post so you dont have to go digging around..



I cannot omit the quantum stuff, it is a very big part of lost.

smokey IS zero-point energy. (and beyond)





HERE IS THE CONFIRMATION FROM A MATHMETICIAN THAT OUR NUMBERS DO MATCH UP WITH ALL I HAVE SAID.

earlier this same person DANAKIN, put down my ideas...



I showed him !

with his help though...



http://www.losttv-fo....=15883&page=35



X-D

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Posted 03 May 2006 - 2:07 PM

Shouldn't that be in buzzed posting?

;-)

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Posted 03 May 2006 - 11:49 PM

http://www.youtube.c...%2D170714%2Ephp :D

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Posted 04 May 2006 - 2:11 AM

http://www.i-am-bore...m?link_id=17115



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Posted 07 May 2006 - 2:07 AM

---Did God Create Evil?---



A university professor once challenged his students with this question:



"Did God create everything that exists?"



A student bravely replied, "Yes, he did!"



"God created everything?" the professor asked.



"Yes sir," the student replied.



The professor answered, "If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principal that our works define who we are, then God is evil."



The professor was quite pleased wiht himself and boasted to the students that he had proven once more that hte Christian faith was a myth.



Another student raised his hand and said. "Can I ask you a question professor?"



"Of course," replied the professor.



The student stood up and asked, "Professor does cold exist?"



The professor replied, "Of course it exists. Have you never been cold?"



The students snickered at the young man's question. The young man replied, "In fact sir, cold does not exist. According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is in reality the absence of herat. Everybody or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body, or matter, have or transmit enerygy. Absolute energy (-460 degrees F) is the total absence of heat. Cold does not exist. We have created this word to describe how we feel if we have no heat."



The student continued. "Professor, does darkness exist?"



The professor responded, "Of course it does."



The student replied, "Once again you are wrong sir. Darkness does not exist either. Darkness is in reality the absense of light. Light we can study, but not darkness. In fact we can use Newton's prism to break white light into many colors and study the carious wavelengths of each color. You cannot measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into a world of darkness and illuminate it. How can you know how dark a certain space is? You measure the amount of light present. Isn't this correct? Darkness is a term used by man to describe what happens when there is no light in present."



Finally the young man asked the professor, "Sir does evil exist?"



Now uncertain the professor responded, "Of course as I have already said. We see it every day. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crim and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil."



To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light."



The professor sat down.



The young man's name---Albert Einstein









i read this online but i have no proof it was einstien who said that, however this is a good way to look at things

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Posted 07 May 2006 - 2:17 AM

^

I've read that as well, it's been floating around for ages! Apparently according to snopes.com it is false, but still a good read!!



But since we're on the subject I absolutely love the quotes of Albert Einstein. My favorite one is in regards to music which I had in my sig a couple of years ago:



"If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. ... I get most joy in life out of music."



I just love it.
be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle

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Posted 07 May 2006 - 2:29 AM

yeah great read although i doubted that it really happened. It's far fetched and is story style read.

Albert's Einstien's fav quote "E=mc^2" :P

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Posted 07 May 2006 - 2:56 AM

Eeewww, christianianity.

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Posted 07 May 2006 - 8:35 PM

http://www.improveve...p?mission_id=57



This is genius. Dozens of people infiltrate a Best Buy outlet dressed similar to employees and cause absolute havoc. Sheer genius!

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Posted 09 May 2006 - 5:55 PM

One day, in line at the works cafeteria, Jack says to Mike behind him "My elbow hurts like hell. I suppose I'd better see a doctor."



"Listen, don't waste your time down at the surgery," Mike replies. "There's a diagnostic computer at Tesco. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong, and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and only costs five quid.....a lot quicker And better than a doctor".



So Jack collects a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Tesco. He deposits five pounds and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:



"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks"



That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure.



Jack hurried back to Tesco, eager to check what would happen. He deposits five pounds, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results.



The computer prints the following:



1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.



2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.



3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.



4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer [try Tesco Law]



5. And if you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better...thank you for shopping at Tesco.

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Posted 09 May 2006 - 7:51 PM

Every little helps X-D
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Posted 12 May 2006 - 6:03 PM

When photocopying your arse goes wrong:

http://ftf-85.yousen...htOnFilm_21.wmv
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Posted 13 May 2006 - 12:20 AM



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Posted 13 May 2006 - 2:03 AM

toomuch'stash Escribi�:



8O :o

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