I was thinking, what if your hand got cut off, what would you have there instead? Would you have a hand transplant (off a dead person is pretty nasty).
I'd like a terminator type of hand.
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Posted 28 July 2004 - 8:35 PM
probably boxing gloves, but then it would be really hard to type. I'd then make a flash series where I would answer emails all the time and make flash adventures out of the emails. I guess I'd become pretty popular.
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Posted 28 July 2004 - 9:41 PM
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imagine if a woman cut off your penis and threw it out the window of a moving car.......what would you do then?! 8O :-?
Hope that it hit some random person in the head. But that would never happen....
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Posted 29 July 2004 - 2:00 AM
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yeah but then you'd get no feeling when having sexual intercourse.
It's not like you're getting any ass anyway loser. Where in england are you from? Because if you aren't careful I might hit you with a hard, blunt object.
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Posted 29 July 2004 - 2:15 AM
hmmm, i'm a bloke who likes to use his fists rather than a blunt object, I find there's more honour in that, rather than using a weapon you fairy.
i'm sure you're getting plenty of it
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It's not like you're getting any ass anyway loser
i'm sure you're getting plenty of it
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Posted 29 July 2004 - 8:17 AM
chem'ed I know that happened in real life but i cannt remmeber what the case was. Do you rmemeber? i rmember the story (that some dudes wife cut off his member and then threw it out of the window and it hit somebody in the head.
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Posted 29 July 2004 - 9:45 AM
hey butters.....i think you're homosexual! X-D X-D X-D X-D X-D
go butter up your hole for the next lad
ebw, i think it was a few years ago, wife found out her husband was cheating got him drunk, waited till he was asleep then cut it off and threw it out the window of her car, dont think it hit anyone though!!!!! funny as fuk tho!!!!
go butter up your hole for the next lad
ebw, i think it was a few years ago, wife found out her husband was cheating got him drunk, waited till he was asleep then cut it off and threw it out the window of her car, dont think it hit anyone though!!!!! funny as fuk tho!!!!
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Posted 29 July 2004 - 1:55 PM
:o Funny as fuck?? I don't see the humour in that, I more feel the pain! That's the worst thing a woman can do to a man, it's so wrong, women should get hanged for that. For a man without a penis, his life would be over, how would he be able to think.
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Posted 29 July 2004 - 3:47 PM
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probably boxing gloves, but then it would be really hard to type. I'd then make a flash series where I would answer emails all the time and make flash adventures out of the emails. I guess I'd become pretty popular.
I'm sure you would ;)
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:o Funny as fuck?? I don't see the humour in that, I more feel the pain! That's the worst thing a woman can do to a man, it's so wrong, women should get hanged for that. For a man without a penis, his life would be over, how would he be able to think.
Well, you have two heads -- take care of 'em. But if you lose one, the other only becomes stronger.
He put on a turn-down collar, a black bow, and wore his Sunday tail-coat. As such, he looked spruce, and what his clothes would not do, his instinct for making the most of his good looks would.
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Posted 29 July 2004 - 5:18 PM
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hey butters.....i think you're homosexual! X-D X-D X-D X-D X-D
go butter up your hole for the next lad
ebw, i think it was a few years ago, wife found out her husband was cheating got him drunk, waited till he was asleep then cut it off and threw it out the window of her car, dont think it hit anyone though!!!!! funny as fuk tho!!!!
That was the infamous Lorraine Bobbit case. No pun intended on the last name. ;)
It didn't hit anyone, but she chucked it out the car window. It was even found. Imagine stumbling across that on your morning walk... Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!
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Posted 07 August 2004 - 5:21 PM
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I bet she didn't even get prosecuted for that!
That's assault, AND littering!
hahahah. that was hilarious
Though I think it would decompose (shudder) so no littering. the enviroment loves penises!