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#21 Krisper   User is offline

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Posted 04 April 2011 - 8:12 AM

haha .. classic :mrgreen: when's it debut?
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Posted 04 April 2011 - 3:21 PM

ha ha ha, hilarious! I can totally see that playing out in my mind, genius InChem. :grin:
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Posted 04 April 2011 - 7:07 PM

that's some great brain cinema! love your skills
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Posted 05 April 2011 - 5:34 AM

Hilarious! ingenious! Now this would be a commercial i wouldn't skip!
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Posted 05 April 2011 - 3:17 PM

This always makes me laugh (so stupid but so funny)



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Posted 05 April 2011 - 8:32 PM

This deserves to be in the WTF thread ! :shock:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
And I will rape
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View Postinchemwetrust, on 12 August 2011 - 11:00 AM, said:

For those who haven't seen them, I only have one thing to say.....Ha Ha!

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i didn't wear pants at home ;)

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Posted 06 April 2011 - 7:38 AM

Tom and Ed wouldn't even dare do a commercial! I don't think they even like cereal.
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Posted 12 April 2011 - 1:11 PM

View Postinchemwetrust, on 04 April 2011 - 7:42 AM, said:

K+D+B Commercial take one!

Scene

A concert stage with sound and light equipment and electronic instruments.

Foreground
We see Tom and Ed trying to set up their rig, but they look tired and restless, and their frustrated because they can't get their gear working!

(We shoot to T and E setting up their gear at an camera angle showing both of them.)

Ed: Why doesn't this thing work?

Tom: Maybe it's because that synth is older than we are!

Ed: 3 days of touring and I'm out of strength!

Tom: Me too! We haven't had a proper breakfast since we left Australia!

(Camera zooms to Ed and Tom's face)

Ed: Sure could use some energy in a bowl!

Tom: Yeah, one with vitamins and minerals!...

Ed: ...and lightly sweetened with a rice crunch!

(Tom and Ed facing the camera)

Tom and Ed: WE NEED A CEREAL RIGHT NOW!

We see a cloud of smoke that puffs immediately between Tom and Ed, and when the smoke clears we see White noise standing between Tom and Ed holding a box of K+D+B cereal.

(K+D+B is playing in the background music)

White Noise: Hey guys! need some sustenance in your performance, then try KDB cereal!

Ed: Whats's in it

(Camera zooms into the cereal showing the texture of the cereal in milk, from left to right)

WN: It's toasted rice cereal with a touch of honey and sugar!

Tom: I like sugar

WN: ...and it's rich in Iron, Calcium, and Vitamins and minerals so you can Galvanize through your day!

(Camera shows both Tom and Ed using spoons and eating a bowl of KDB cereal in their hand for 2 seconds)

(then camera goes back to White Noise)

Well, how is it?

(Camera then shows both Tom and Ed facing the camera still holding the bowl of cereal)

Tom and Ed: IT'S WICKED (in a loud voice)

(Camera now shows the concert crowd at night jumping up and down cheering for T and E for 2 seconds. Then the camera shows Ed jamming away at the gear for 2 seconds, then Tom for 2 seconds, then the camera goes in front of them and shows both of them tilting and switching knobs and sliders on their mixer)

(White Noise then pops in between both of them)

WN: Great show guys huh?

Tom: (Smiling)Thanks to K+D+B cereal......

Ed: .....we added more tour dates! (doing jesus pose)

WN: (being shy) Can I jam with you guys! Maybe play with that Elektron over there?

Tom and Ed: (Seriously look on their face) NO!!!

With KDB still playing in the background music, the camera then shows the crowd again, but this time the stage is far away to to the right, and the foreground shows a table with a banana, orange juice, toast, and a bowl of cereal next to a box of K+D+B cereal.)

Announcer: K+D+B cereal......................See Them Rise!




:mrgreen: this is BRILLIANT! good laugh here. we should just have more and more of these stories and finally get them published.
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Posted 13 April 2011 - 1:04 AM

View PostBoywiththeGoldenEyes, on 12 April 2011 - 7:11 AM, said:

:mrgreen: this is BRILLIANT! good laugh here. we should just have more and more of these stories and finally get them published.


Oh jesus, are you implying that we should regularly do fanfics on this board? :evil: I'm decidedly against that - we'll just start getting really creepy stuff involving bass-tentacles and Ed... I don't even know what, but screw that!
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Posted 13 April 2011 - 10:25 AM

View PostProbass, on 13 April 2011 - 3:04 AM, said:

Oh jesus, are you implying that we should regularly do fanfics on this board? :evil: I'm decidedly against that - we'll just start getting really creepy stuff involving bass-tentacles and Ed... I don't even know what, but screw that!


well they used to bring sunshine to our cold grey days, huh? ;)
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Posted 13 April 2011 - 9:15 PM

View PostProbass, on 12 April 2011 - 9:04 PM, said:

Oh jesus, are you implying that we should regularly do fanfics on this board? :evil: I'm decidedly against that - we'll just start getting really creepy stuff involving bass-tentacles and Ed... I don't even know what, but screw that!


It's begun. It's only a matter of time before it reaches the Chems.

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yes he is dancing but .............

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 10:34 PM

View PostChampiness, on 13 April 2011 - 2:15 PM, said:

It's begun. It's only a matter of time before it reaches the Chems.


I don't think they stumbled upon it yet!
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Posted 13 April 2011 - 10:48 PM

Oooo my, a little story here and there is OK but fan fiction overall... I agree with probass. That's creepy. Plus it's so easy to cross the line into slash fiction which is downright mental (and not in a good way!)
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Posted 13 April 2011 - 11:05 PM

Even though the intentions are creative, it may backfire on the reader! Agreed!

But K+D+B cereal isn't that creepy, or is it?
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Posted 13 April 2011 - 11:45 PM

back to topic : K+D+B is GODLIKE !

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Posted 13 April 2011 - 11:54 PM

View Postinchemwetrust, on 13 April 2011 - 4:05 PM, said:

But K+D+B cereal isn't that creepy, or is it?


No, not really. Unless the cereal somehow involves rabbits turning 'trix' or leprechauns (leprechauns are creepy in general!)

View PostThePumisher, on 13 April 2011 - 4:45 PM, said:

back to topic : K+D+B is GODLIKE !


OK. Discuss!
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Posted 14 April 2011 - 12:28 AM

View PostThePumisher, on 13 April 2011 - 4:45 PM, said:

back to topic : K+D+B is GODLIKE !


Yes, the topic was way off! So lets start over!
It has this ambience that starts on :53 that creates this mood of placidness and serenity! It's what I need for this long drive coming up!

And I'll play it when I get to the parking lot so everyone can hear it!
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Posted 18 May 2011 - 4:20 PM

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Posted 18 May 2011 - 7:09 PM

I see that your having a good day! But tracks like that can't stand alone. They need to be tracklisted with other 'God like' tracks as well

The first, and the most obvious track that's been making waves here is Hearts.

God's Tracklist:

Chemical Brothers -K+D+B
I Break Horses - Hearts
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Posted 18 May 2011 - 8:46 PM

Mescalinum United - We Have Arrived
Roses are red
Violets are blue
And I will rape
Each one of you

View Postinchemwetrust, on 12 August 2011 - 11:00 AM, said:

For those who haven't seen them, I only have one thing to say.....Ha Ha!

View PostThePumisher, on 04 September 2013 - 10:01 AM, said:

i didn't wear pants at home ;)

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