Old but seeing as my current fasination with Hulk Hogan is virging on the strange...



http://media.planetv...al_american.wmv

All the local curry houses are doing a new curry dish to raise money for the recent Earthquake. On the menu is Chicken Bury Auntie, and is served with nan dead and poppa gone.

They should have thought harder when choosing that domain name..



Need a therapist? Then try: http://www.therapistfinder.com



Need a pen, then try Pen Island: http://www.penisland.net



Or perhaps you'd like to visit to the Mole Station Native Nursey: http://www.molestationnursery.com



Are you a programmer and want to share your advice?: http://www.expertsexchange.com



Who Represents?, a database for agencies to the rich and famous: http://www.whorepresents.com



And there is an Italian Power company: http://www.powergenitalia.com



And finally... if you need Gas or Central Heating you might like to try http://www.gasheating.co.uk

THE BIG BIG JUMP!! no way !! X-D

NSFW



http://users.tpg.com...ARTISTICA_1.jpg

gahehehe 8O - :? - :o - :D - X-D

8O that was some weird shit stash

that was like the 'what would happen if 'stash showed up to one of those arty, mass nude photograph' things

Bosco Escribi�:

Haha! Filthy car in more than one way.



That would be even funnier is she weren't wearing bottoms. Staged, I tell ya!



And stash... lovely pic. Glad I didn't click that link when I was at work! X-D

Okay i dont know why i thought of this last night in my bed , but i made me laugh so fucking loud X-D



Remember when MX went to his first Chems gig , and than he didnt came online for like a week ?

And we said he has exploded , a Burito Explosion.



BWHAHAHAHAHA X-D



Okay i have no fucking life i know but that made me laugh my ass off yesterday in bed. I wanted to share that with u my loves X-D

X-D



At first we were joking about robot.mx disappearing. How he might've stowed away with the Chems equipment. I was certain he exploded like a burrito in a microwave at that Chems gig. Then the whole "there's a fucking burrito in Eric's house" yada yada. X-D



No Jeanie, if that makes you have no life, then I have no life either because I sometimes think about shit like that and giggle. That's fucking funny that after all this time since the Mexico gig you can still laugh so hard.



On a semi-related note, stash and I went for sushi this evening. We went to a new place we'd never been to before. Damn, it was so good. Anyway - I love it when you walk into a sushi place and the chefs all scream their welcomes at you. There was hip-hop music playing, and as I took a bite into this massive tuna roll, stash leans over and says, "motherfuckin' G-Fresh in da house..." Almost spit bits of rice and tuna all over the counter top. I guess if anyone's seen Orgazmo they might understand... After the sushi excursion we headed over to do some shopping. We were talking about how cool it would be to go to Japan, how super cool it would be to have sushi at a sushi bar in ultra cool Tokyo. And for some reason I suddenly thought of this blurb I read where Tom and Ed got chased down a street in Tokyo, and I started laughing because seriously, I would love to know if there's vegetable vision footage of that spectacle.



No, I guess I really don't have a life. My head is a funny place sometimes but I guess you'd have to be there to understand. X-D

whirlygirl Escribi�:

Then the whole "there's a fucking burrito in Eric's house" yada yada. X-D

I don't remember that, but damned if I didn't spit my Frosted Flakes all over the keyboard reading it...... Jeez.......... 8O X-D

I think it was chemicalfan who said it.



I wish I could find that thread. Seriously when I read it I laughed out loud for a few minutes.

In general, urbandictionary.com cracks me up.



Definitions for any and every slang term you can think of (and if you do happen to have one not on the books, add it!), usually with humorous examples of use in context.



The slang term which cracked me up tonight was "mangina" (I was googling the heart-condition "angina" for an assignment and then got off track, in case you were wondering.)



Sample definitions:



1) A guy that acts too much like a girl in a relationship. Very clingy and codependent. Cries a lot and expects the girl to have no other life but the one with him.



Uses:

I am so happy I broke up with that mangina.

The mangina wants me to hang with him tonight. I think he's PMSing.



2) The figurative term for genitals on a non-masculine man.

If a man is acting girlie, it could be because he has a mangina.

Manginas breed drama.



Uses:

Boy #1: "What polo shirt looks best with this pair of faded jeans? And collar-popped or unpopped?"

Boy #2: "You have an overactive mangina."



3) An otherwise normal vagina with an enlarged clitoris in the shape of Arnold Schwarzenegger



Uses: Then she took her pants off and he screamed in horror. Then realizing it was just a mangina they did the nasty...hardcore.





8O X-D

Bwah! Found a good one....





Racist:



Someone who drives a race car for a living.



Derived from the word:



race - noun. A competition of speed, as in running or riding.



and the suffix:



ist - One that performs a specified action



Use:

Hey NASCAR is on! Let's watch all the racists go around the track in their race cars! Look at that guy in the race car... he is such a racist!





X-D

http://today.reuters...CH-SHOOTING.xml



Only in Holland :P X-D :D

Only.. in holland :P

Jeezzz... And i thought Ireland was bad with our drinkin problems..

Butt shhh.. dont say anything to jeanie :P

Haha like i didn't already know foxxy.

But i do think it's wrong to shoot a bird , the poor bird doesn't even know what a domino stone is !!



But it is kinda Dutch that there are all these website's about it and stuff , and people go all crazy.







I heard on the news that in a poplair American tv show a boob from a 19 year old famous actress was showed. NOT EVEN FOR A SECOND.



People went all crazy and even some people say that show can NEVER be shown at tv anymore !!



O lord X-D X-D X-D

best x-mas lights evarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr



http://www.i-am-bore...m?link_id=14019