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#41 iguanapunk   User is offline

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Posted 26 April 2006 - 11:43 PM

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If I were stronger, I'd probably have punch his face...




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Posted 26 April 2006 - 11:46 PM

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Today a cunt on the queue at the post office began to yell and to insult an old woman because she tried to pass 2 or 3 people in the queue... If I were stronger, I'd probably have punch his face...




That's the ultimate cowardice, yelling at little old ladies. Granted she shouldn't have passed people in the line but she probably didn't realize what she was doing, poor thing.



I used to work with this kid who was nice enough but he tried to put on this "tough guy" facade. I saw him out in the parking lot in front of the record store we worked at - he was parking his car. A little old man who was also trying to park his car was waiting patiently for a spot and when a car pulled out of one spot, the old man pulled in. My ex-coworker started honking his horn and screaming "fuck you, you old bastard that's my spot". So stupid, there were other spots this perfectly able bodied kid could've parked in. The kid pulled in back of the old man's car, jumped out and ran up to the old man sitting in his car and started pounding on the window. Another person I worked with ran over to restrain the kid, but it was so sad because this little old man was absolutely petrified.



Old people can be crotchety and what not, but come on. They're old and frail and it should come as no shock when they wonder what's up with young'uns today. I think it's lame when a young person feels the need to flex their muscle on someone who is obviously weaker than they are.
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Posted 26 April 2006 - 11:46 PM

Ben_j Escribi�:

Today a cunt on the queue at the post office began to yell and to insult an old woman because she tried to pass 2 or 3 people in the queue... If I were stronger, I'd probably have punch his face...




Sorry man, I'm with the cunt on this one... some old bitch tries to cut in line in front of me, she's gonna get a mouthful of boot.

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Posted 26 April 2006 - 11:48 PM

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Ben_j Escribi�:

Today a cunt on the queue at the post office began to yell and to insult an old woman because she tried to pass 2 or 3 people in the queue... If I were stronger, I'd probably have punch his face...




Sorry man, I'm with the cunt on this one... some old bitch tries to cut in line in front of me, she's gonna get a mouthful of boot.




And that is why I cannot let you out of the house unaccompanied. ;)
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Posted 28 April 2006 - 2:38 AM

Bi Sexual Girls/ Bi Curious



Im my eyes the girl either is, or isnt a flamming lesbian.



As much as two ladies pleases any man, I can't stand being with a girl wo winds guys up by pretending she's com ci com ca..It's degrading to blokes, and also degrading to genuine lesbians.



I must say i maight have upset some people, but it would be nice if people who agree support my accusations :-)



Cunts...oh and im not a great fan of that word.
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Posted 28 April 2006 - 2:55 PM

there's no such thing as bi-sexual.......its just lazyness

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Posted 29 April 2006 - 1:04 AM

V Man Escribi�:

Bi Sexual Girls/ Bi Curious



Im my eyes the girl either is, or isnt a flamming lesbian.



As much as two ladies pleases any man, I can't stand being with a girl wo winds guys up by pretending she's com ci com ca..It's degrading to blokes, and also degrading to genuine lesbians.



I must say i maight have upset some people, but it would be nice if people who agree support my accusations :-)



Cunts...oh and im not a great fan of that word.




no, it's cool for threesomes... otherwise no girl would accept it :/

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Posted 20 June 2006 - 9:09 AM

*bump*



The Norwegian and Japanese governments.



http://news.bbc.co.u...ech/5093350.stm

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Posted 14 July 2006 - 7:44 AM

Whoever came up with the idea for the "whisper TV promo". MOFO CARNTS!

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Posted 14 July 2006 - 3:45 PM

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*bump*



The Norwegian and Japanese governments.



http://news.bbc.co.u...ech/5093350.stm




You know, this honestly pisses me off. This day and age I cannot think of one good argument for commercial whaling. It just makes me want to vomit! "It says whales consume large quantities of fish, which those backing the overturning of the ban say makes whaling an issue of food security" What a crap argument. Ask my 8 year old son and he can re-iterate BBC's Deep Trouble episode from the Blue Planet series that talks exactly how we can effectively and non-invasively replenish the ocean's food supply...
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Posted 18 July 2006 - 12:46 AM

Yeah its total bollocks. Nature will always look after itself whilst humans set out to destroy it. Its why the number of cod in the North Sea is so low - overfishing by humans, simple as.

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Posted 18 July 2006 - 1:19 AM

I remember a bumpersticker:



'Save the whales

Nuke Japan'

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Posted 18 July 2006 - 4:30 PM

head chefs are massive cunts... :x
its a little early but thanks anyway

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Posted 29 July 2006 - 4:04 AM

Ahhh this is the reall cuntiest story ever. Happend tonight to me and three friends.



Set the scene, we're walking home from St.Galls (a club). It was our friends 18th birthday and we were down , had a few drinks most of us were quite drunk and I felt as if I was sobering up. I was almost sober cept I was still shite talking :P



Anyway, we passed a few guys and one said ''hey boys do any of yas smoke, i need a light''

Usually, because of where i live (west belfast) the right thing to do would be say, ''Nah mate havent even, dont smoke'' and walk on, but I/we we nice about and said aye yeah, we'll give ya's a liight, ya know just being nice about it. So we hook him up with a cigarette light and just like yeah dead on see ya later mate. We're walking on down past a petrol station without even looking back sort of thing, nice thing I know i turn round and one of the guys is on the back of my friend hitting him and I thought ''WHat....the..Fuck''.



These guys looked about 20 years old, but they didnt seem too big anyway, my friends got a bit scared and picked up the pace and ran, but i thought ya know cause there was 3 of them and 4 of us, I'd stand my ground, so me being Mr.Hardballs stand my ground and he walks back and says



''ya slabbering aswell ya slabbering aswell''



Im think ''Hold on a wee second, we just give yas a nice wtf is your problem'', before i knew it he hit me straight in the face and put me on the floor and him and his mate bounced all over me, I just covered my face and after a few boots they left me. I got up my nose busted, ragin none of my mates stood with me whilst these two scumbags hopped all over me and my face. Thinking oh my god guys you could helped me atleast.



But funny enuff they had been causing trouble all over the place and the police were on them and they took our details and we're giving statements they told us it was on CCTV and there gonna get done for it.





What a bunch of CUNTS.

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Posted 29 July 2006 - 5:57 AM

Foxboy, seriously man. What the fuck was up with those meatbags? I hope the cops catch them.



Sorry to hear you got your nose busted.



But on the upside, I've said it before and I'll say it again - you really do have a gift for story telling. It must be an Irish thing, hahaha! I think you should keep at it. 8)
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Posted 29 July 2006 - 8:31 AM

Foxboy, I hope they catch them bastards for ya! :x Good onya for making a stand too! Even though you got put down, you should feel better for doing something, rather than running away and then getting put down. :)



I hate those scum who always front with the "got a light?" or "got a smoke?" shite.

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Posted 29 July 2006 - 10:06 AM

Foxy , thats horrible! I'm so sorry to hear that ((((((((((( FoxBoy ))))))))))



Massive respect for not running away like youre other mates. "Mates"

That shows you are a real friend !! I hope you'll recover soon!



On another note , when i was in Belfast i didn't feel very safe. I was only there for one night BUT there was something about that city that me and my friend Kim didn't like....

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Posted 29 July 2006 - 3:55 PM

Foxy boys situation happens far to often up town. I've been pretty lucky so far but i've spoken to plenty of people who've been attacked for no reason. Makes my blood boil that people just go out for fights. I know it's a buzz but beat someone up who deserves it, like your parents.
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Posted 29 July 2006 - 4:18 PM

iguanapunk Escribi�:

I know it's a buzz but beat someone up who deserves it, like your parents.




Bwaha GOLD! X-D

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Posted 29 July 2006 - 4:34 PM

yeah, you really gotta watch out exactly where you walk in belfast

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