Everyone needs an un-birthday celebration, so I chose today to be yours.

And I even baked you a cake based on your favorite website, 2girls1cup.com!

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Just a token of my appreciation as to what an awesome guy you are, señor.

Ah shit man, thanks. Today I had the first real meal I've eaten in nearly 3 weeks.... since May 20th, whatever that day was. Fuck, you know, live on nothing but chicken broth and yogurt smoothies for a couple weeks, then have a bit of ketchup. I swear to god, it tasted like the spiciest salsa I'd ever had.

I had some eggs, hashbrowns and pancakes. Tmrw I'm gonna try to eat a cheeseburger. Remarkably enough, with my condition, cheeseburgers are one of the few foods I'm allowed to have. Good thing, I'd seriously rather die than live without cheeseburgers. I'd give up videogames, smoking, booze, e, pot and masturbation before I'd give up cheeseburgers.

Awwww... man! I'm sorry to hear that your meals have been, to say the least, sub-par. But I'm glad that you're getting back to normal again.

Sweet.

::cheers, amigo::

I got my fuckin cheeseburger today. It's amazing, go 3 weeks without food... fuck, was it really that long? yeah, it was 20 days, and whatever you eat first will be the best of whatever it is you've ever had in your life.