Posted 27 September 2010 - 11:38 PM
Shutter Island and my Awesomazing Laptop
So facebook wasn't working last night while watching Shutter Island on my awesome laptop, here's what I had to say about the experience:
"I've had to pause this movie at 4min 29sec just to say I will be naming my first child BluRay Roarty. He/she will be in better resolution than the human eye can perceive and will be more expensive than your child. I'll then resort to IVF treatment to ensure the quintuplets - Centre, Right, Left, Rear R and Rear L - can accompany my first-born. While waiting on these I'll make arrangements to adopt a fat American named Sub. I've already booked private tuition at the Dolby Digital Home Theatre School.
Friends of the family will live nearby to help out with the chores, Conn Cable and his Hindi wife Hdmi. We'll even invite old Blue Tooth around to join us when the kids' grandparents are here to help out with grandma's hearing difficulties.
All this does, however, depend on the dissolution of my current marriage to Mr Philips' hideous offspring, Widescreen, who I now call Fatty behind her absolutely massive back. I haven't plugged her in months because I'm currently paying attention to a sexy young Laptop, XPS. She has so much connectivity I don't know what to do with half of it and she shows me things on her screen like I've never seen before!
I am only on the rebound with her though, my true aim is to get in with her extended family - the Flatscreens from Japan. Heirs to the Lucky-Goldstar fortune, they've recently arranged marriages with the likes of SkyHD and the Blu-rays. My overall wish is to hook up with one of these slim and vibrant models and I have my eye on one in particular, Oled. A beautiful display that seems to get brighter and slimmer each passing year and who I've recently found out is not against hooking up, in private, with the likes of XPS to give a bit of input on a cold, wet evening in for me and sometimes, my friends too! Excitement, I dare say!!
I don't know when this electric union could take place as yet because, quite simply, Oled is a high-class deal and is certainly not cheap. "
On a closing note, Shutter Island is a very good movie and Yes, I really do need to get a woman.
"I needed to believe in something...I needed to believe!"