Okay, the game is humourous sexual positions, preferably of the degrading sort.
First example, the "rusty trombone". I'll let urban dictionary provide the definitions:
1) To get rimmed whilst recieving a hearty reach round, thus resembling a trombone player in full chorus.
2) The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. This was introduced to the Americas in the late 50's.
Other obvious examples would be the filthy sanchez, etc. Okay, let's see what you've got!
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Posted 02 March 2006 - 8:06 AM
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ok my turn
Hot Carl- the act of putting seran wrap over the face and taking a dump on it
ok my turn
Hot Carl- the act of putting seran wrap over the face and taking a dump on it
tom_rowlands_chemical_chi, on 08 January 2003 - 8:53 PM, said:
This old man,
he play beats,
He don't need no music sheets,
but with a snip-snip-snippy-snip
gave his mop a chop,
Old man hairstyles are a flop.
he play beats,
He don't need no music sheets,
but with a snip-snip-snippy-snip
gave his mop a chop,
Old man hairstyles are a flop.
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Posted 02 March 2006 - 8:09 AM
X-D Where are you getting those awesome icons?
A Cincinnati Bowtie:
When you reverse titty-fuck a girl, so your balls and cock are upside-down and it looks like she is wearing a fleshy bow-tie. It's called "Cincinnati" because they do everything backwards there.
In popular usage: "My bitch was complaining all night because I kept ramming my anus into her nose, but dang, I was really in the mood for a cinicinnati bowtie."
A Cincinnati Bowtie:
When you reverse titty-fuck a girl, so your balls and cock are upside-down and it looks like she is wearing a fleshy bow-tie. It's called "Cincinnati" because they do everything backwards there.
In popular usage: "My bitch was complaining all night because I kept ramming my anus into her nose, but dang, I was really in the mood for a cinicinnati bowtie."
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Posted 02 March 2006 - 8:14 AM
my secret icons:P
Tea Bag- To lower your body as to dip the testicles into her mouth as the woman is tounging the scrotum.
"Hey man, you should have seen the look on that bitches face when I tea bagged her."
Tea Bag- To lower your body as to dip the testicles into her mouth as the woman is tounging the scrotum.
"Hey man, you should have seen the look on that bitches face when I tea bagged her."
tom_rowlands_chemical_chi, on 08 January 2003 - 8:53 PM, said:
This old man,
he play beats,
He don't need no music sheets,
but with a snip-snip-snippy-snip
gave his mop a chop,
Old man hairstyles are a flop.
he play beats,
He don't need no music sheets,
but with a snip-snip-snippy-snip
gave his mop a chop,
Old man hairstyles are a flop.
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Posted 02 March 2006 - 8:18 AM
Teabagging can happen to a guy as well! I'm very lucky I wasn't teabagged on one occasion. I had drank about 20 ounces of booze in a little over an hour and was in a rather stuporous state. A friend of a friend wanted to teabag me, but a mate of mine challenged him to a game of Tony Hawk to determine my fate. Thankfully my friend is good at that game. :)
Alligator Fuckhouse:
The state of having completed the following tasks successfully:
1) For your birthday, you demand of your girlfriend that she make for you all the foods that she hates, but you love, and she complies.
2) You bring overself to climax in front of her, and thus ejaculate on all the food.
3) You demand that she consumes all the food.
3a) If she is unable to eat all of the food in one sitting, she must save it in Tupperware™ and it eat it later.
Note: if your girlfriend consumes the entire meal, you are required by law to ask her to marry you.
(Where on earth do people come up with these?)
Alligator Fuckhouse:
The state of having completed the following tasks successfully:
1) For your birthday, you demand of your girlfriend that she make for you all the foods that she hates, but you love, and she complies.
2) You bring overself to climax in front of her, and thus ejaculate on all the food.
3) You demand that she consumes all the food.
3a) If she is unable to eat all of the food in one sitting, she must save it in Tupperware™ and it eat it later.
Note: if your girlfriend consumes the entire meal, you are required by law to ask her to marry you.
(Where on earth do people come up with these?)
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Posted 02 March 2006 - 8:22 AM
Darkstarexodus Escribi�:
Alligator Fuckhouse:
The state of having completed the following tasks successfully:
1) For your birthday, you demand of your girlfriend that she make for you all the foods that she hates, but you love, and she complies.
2) You bring overself to climax in front of her, and thus ejaculate on all the food.
3) You demand that she consumes all the food.
3a) If she is unable to eat all of the food in one sitting, she must save it in Tupperware™ and it eat it later.
Note: if your girlfriend consumes the entire meal, you are required by law to ask her to marry you.
(Where on earth do people come up with these?)
.........im laughing so hard right now
tom_rowlands_chemical_chi, on 08 January 2003 - 8:53 PM, said:
This old man,
he play beats,
He don't need no music sheets,
but with a snip-snip-snippy-snip
gave his mop a chop,
Old man hairstyles are a flop.
he play beats,
He don't need no music sheets,
but with a snip-snip-snippy-snip
gave his mop a chop,
Old man hairstyles are a flop.
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Posted 02 March 2006 - 8:25 AM
I wish I could find some where the male is the "victim", but it appears that females aren't generally that disgusting and not enough males are masochists.
So funny, but seriously, how fucked up are people?
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So funny, but seriously, how fucked up are people?
8O X-D
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Posted 02 March 2006 - 8:32 AM
i just got critical PHpbb critial error or something like that :? whats that all about
hot lunch (somewhat similar to hot carl)- the act of shitting in clingfilm stretched over someones open mouth then fucking the mouth and at the point of ejaculation bursting through the clingfilm giving the recipiant a mouthful of shit and spunk
"got any food wrap dear ?i fancy giving a hot lunch"
it really is totally gross....but i cant stop laughing X-D X-D X-D
hot lunch (somewhat similar to hot carl)- the act of shitting in clingfilm stretched over someones open mouth then fucking the mouth and at the point of ejaculation bursting through the clingfilm giving the recipiant a mouthful of shit and spunk
"got any food wrap dear ?i fancy giving a hot lunch"
it really is totally gross....but i cant stop laughing X-D X-D X-D
tom_rowlands_chemical_chi, on 08 January 2003 - 8:53 PM, said:
This old man,
he play beats,
He don't need no music sheets,
but with a snip-snip-snippy-snip
gave his mop a chop,
Old man hairstyles are a flop.
he play beats,
He don't need no music sheets,
but with a snip-snip-snippy-snip
gave his mop a chop,
Old man hairstyles are a flop.
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Posted 02 March 2006 - 8:36 AM
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Yeah, me too, I thought we got shut down because of this thread.....
Salty Pirate:
Where a male ejaculates in the eye of another person causing them to loose vision in one eye, and then kicking them in one leg so they hop about like a pirate with a peg leg, shouting "Y'arrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh!"
Bosco Escribi�:
i just got critical PHpbb critial error or something like that :? whats that all about
Yeah, me too, I thought we got shut down because of this thread.....
Salty Pirate:
Where a male ejaculates in the eye of another person causing them to loose vision in one eye, and then kicking them in one leg so they hop about like a pirate with a peg leg, shouting "Y'arrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh!"
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Posted 02 March 2006 - 8:39 AM
X-D X-D X-D X-D X-D.............ha ha ha ha ha omgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg........LOL!!!!!!!!
i dont think i know anymore :o ..........plus its probably better to give someone else a try :P
salty pirate is currently my fav X-D X-D X-D X-D
i dont think i know anymore :o ..........plus its probably better to give someone else a try :P
salty pirate is currently my fav X-D X-D X-D X-D
tom_rowlands_chemical_chi, on 08 January 2003 - 8:53 PM, said:
This old man,
he play beats,
He don't need no music sheets,
but with a snip-snip-snippy-snip
gave his mop a chop,
Old man hairstyles are a flop.
he play beats,
He don't need no music sheets,
but with a snip-snip-snippy-snip
gave his mop a chop,
Old man hairstyles are a flop.
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Posted 02 March 2006 - 8:43 AM
Yeah, I think I'll give up for tonight, too. I wish there was an edit button: I think the picture crossed the line. Oops.
We definetly shouldn't be left on here late at night while bored without adult supervision. Where's Whirly when we need her? :D
We definetly shouldn't be left on here late at night while bored without adult supervision. Where's Whirly when we need her? :D
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Posted 02 March 2006 - 3:13 PM
secret lunch: face fucking a blind chick then shitting on her as you ejaculate.
steamy lunch: a hot lunch but outside on a cold day
pentagon: one girls, 5 guys- one in the ass, one in the mouth, one in the pink, two getting ski'd
i put loads and loads on urban dictionary one night whilst really drunk and baked.
check the username fb, only around 5 are me......you'll figure them out!!
steamy lunch: a hot lunch but outside on a cold day
pentagon: one girls, 5 guys- one in the ass, one in the mouth, one in the pink, two getting ski'd
i put loads and loads on urban dictionary one night whilst really drunk and baked.
check the username fb, only around 5 are me......you'll figure them out!!
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Posted 02 March 2006 - 3:20 PM
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This thread reminds me of the South Park sex education episode!
(Don't let stash anywhere near this thread!)
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This thread reminds me of the South Park sex education episode!
(Don't let stash anywhere near this thread!)
be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle
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Posted 02 March 2006 - 3:25 PM
But let me first to introduce you all to the newest phrase:
Giving someone a Cheney.
That's right folks, Pearl Necklaces are out, the Cheney is in. A Cheney is basically when a guy shoots off in someone's face. snigger snigger.
And that's all I'm going to contribute, for now.
Giving someone a Cheney.
That's right folks, Pearl Necklaces are out, the Cheney is in. A Cheney is basically when a guy shoots off in someone's face. snigger snigger.
And that's all I'm going to contribute, for now.
be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle
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Posted 02 March 2006 - 7:50 PM
Doggy Toboggan:
You have sex at the top of a staircase doggy style. When you finish, punch her in the back of the head, pull her arms back, and ride her down the stairs like a toboggan.
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You have sex at the top of a staircase doggy style. When you finish, punch her in the back of the head, pull her arms back, and ride her down the stairs like a toboggan.
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Posted 02 March 2006 - 7:56 PM
the 'donkey punch'
used when at the end of a long anal session, chances are your partner has gone a bit 'loose' in the botty region.
when u are about to jism a swift punch to the kidneys will cause her to contract, thus making the poo pipe more satisfyingly tight at the point of climax.
used when at the end of a long anal session, chances are your partner has gone a bit 'loose' in the botty region.
when u are about to jism a swift punch to the kidneys will cause her to contract, thus making the poo pipe more satisfyingly tight at the point of climax.