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#6781 MadPooter   User is offline

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Posted 13 May 2009 - 12:00 AM

Still, lots of love and support for Whirls & Stash!!!


Is there such thing as a love zig-zag, by the way? Love triangle, yes, but...


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#6782 whirly

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Posted 13 May 2009 - 12:05 AM

AAAAAAAAAAAArgh!


I seriously want to kill people.


Not you guys. But people in general.


This is terrible. I am filled with so much rage right now. I am keenly aware of my angst filled persona at the moment, and I know I should do something about it, but I honestly cannot help myself. There's this guy who works here and his life is a complete mess. I'm usually his willing ear when we go outside for our smoke breaks. But not anymore, so now he's all lonely and has nobody to talk to. He's getting a divorce and I've nicknamed him Captain Kvetch because all he does is complain about this and that. So earlier today he's on his 10th smoke break in 2 hours and he stomps by my desk as he always does like a herd of bison and he says "So how ya doing today?" and I swear to god. I wanted to reach over my desk, throttle him mercilessly, then steal his cigarettes before he had a chance to set his foot out the door.


I thought it was supposed to be easier by the 4th day?


Ugh. This is the worst day yet.




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Posted 13 May 2009 - 1:29 AM

Aw, WHIRLS!!! My poor Whirlygirl.


I need to have a button I can press that would give you hugs every time I read one of your stressful moments. :-(


So, as long as we're on a down note here, here's a story which will hopefully make everyone feel better by comparison:


You remember my friend who got in an accident after Coachella? Broke three ribs, lacerated his skull and had to have cosmetic surgery on his eye? Right, him. I just chatted with him today, and after the horrific ordeal of being hospitalized, he gets to deal with this:


1. He's still in constant pain, and everyone is tired of hearing it.


2. In total, he owes the hospital $35,000, the ambulance $7,000, and his insurance is only going to pay 80% of it, leaving him with an $8,400 bill.


3. While he has been hospitalized, bed-ridden/house-bound, his insurance company sent notice that his car has been incurring a $70 per day fee in a tow-yard. The notice was sent to his friend that was driving; he didn't find out about it until today.


4. Another piece of news that he found out happened while he was incapacitated was that a lien was placed on his house because his home insurance company didn't pay the repairmen who fixed his house when it was flooding. It's most likely going to cost him a few thousand dollars to clear up.


5. And lastly, he also found out today that the girl he had been dating for four weeks, who was in the car with him the night of the accident, hooked up with one of his friends... on the night of the accident.


Yes, as he sat there in the hospital, unconscious, unknowingly entering into a chain of events which would set him back for months, if not more than a year financially, the girl who he had been exclusively seeing went home with the other passenger in the car... and fucked his brains out.


Happy Tuesday everyone!




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Posted 13 May 2009 - 6:15 AM

[biff runs away crying]




#6785 whirly

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Posted 13 May 2009 - 8:09 PM

Your friend's life is truly sucky right now.


Where's the girl who cheated on him the night of the accident? I'm in rare form and full of bitchiness. I'll kick her azzzzzzz!!!!!!!




#6786 inchemwetrust

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Posted 13 May 2009 - 8:38 PM

And I thought I was having a shitty day!

That really sucks for your friend Pooter.


The Wrath of Whirly!! Never seen this side of you before.


:Hides under box:




#6787 whirly

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Posted 13 May 2009 - 9:48 PM

Not many people have... except for my husband. He deserves a medal.


Only a few more days of nicotine withdrawal hell and trying to figure out what to do with my hands/mouth/time and I'll be back to my normal self. If you want to call it normal, hahahaha.




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Posted 13 May 2009 - 10:44 PM

God bless textsfromlastnight.com:


(408): carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.

(415): be there in 3 mins


HA!




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Posted 13 May 2009 - 10:45 PM

And Whirls, here's my daily love for ya.


::HUGS::


And I'll find the address of my friend's cheater-girl. ;-)




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Posted 14 May 2009 - 6:17 AM

...(steps up to soap box)


frumpy chicks (and obviously the male counter parts)are like pit-bulls: don't be surprised when stop being loyal one day and do what they're known to do... nuf say'd




#6791 Jittem

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Posted 14 May 2009 - 7:13 AM

the chick from the car accident....what a ganga




#6792 inchemwetrust

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Posted 14 May 2009 - 9:13 PM

Headed off to run some miles. Trying to fight the flab before Summertime. Looking forward to payday tomorrow.


Kind of early (but it feels like a friday to me) but have a great weekend everybody!


...everybody..evvvverbody..everybody..evvvverbody

dah dah..owwwwwwww..dah..dah.dah.dah.dah.d.d..dah.dah.owwwwww!




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Posted 14 May 2009 - 9:18 PM

HAHAHAHAHA!!! YEAH! Homestarrunner FTW!




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Posted 15 May 2009 - 11:21 AM

I'm in Seattle right now, check the time.... 3:20am and my sisters daughter is still awake. their son sleeps till 10 or noon every day, the little girl... god, her schedule is so fucked. Luckily, I run on 5 hours sleep a night, I'm going to get this place whipped in shape like a combination Gordon Ramsey/nanny 911




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Posted 15 May 2009 - 5:17 PM

lol - Nanny Stash to the rescue.


"Now kids, I know you're really excited and you want to run around until the wee hours of the morning, but you're driving your mommy crazy. Now here, smoke this."




#6796 inchemwetrust

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Posted 16 May 2009 - 8:07 AM

Hmm..Only the forum is up! The home page and the other links are down as well!


Update maybe?...




#6797 Jittem

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Posted 16 May 2009 - 9:44 AM

fingers crossed :D




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Posted 16 May 2009 - 9:56 AM

Innnnnnteresting...




#6799 whirly

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Posted 17 May 2009 - 12:55 AM

Hmm. Strange things afoot in Chemical website land. Checked the Japanese site - http://translate.goo...LS_enUS315US315 (look at the pics of Tom and Ed. Why so serious?? Jovial pictures of them are so much nicer and seem easy going!) Anyway there's this area called Special and when you click it it says Coming Soon. So who knows.


But as for this place my guess is official website maintenance. If the site is going to get a major overhaul, it's likely not going to be until the new album is within site on the horizon. At least going by how it's been done in the past.


In other news, I had both of my license plates stolen off my car today. Front and back. While I was at Disneyland, on the last day my annual passes were good. It was so weird... and apparently a first at the Timon parking lot in Disneyland. Spent about a half hour with a really nice gentleman from Disney security and another 20 minutes or so filing a police report with the Anaheim po po who came out to the scene. I'm annoyed of course because this little incident will require me to take time off work and deal with the DMV which is a dreadful annoyance unto itself. And I'm annoyed that my little custom license plate frame that stash had made for me that said No Path To Follow was taken as well (also on record with the po po, hehehe) But overall I'm not upset. I'm just glad it was only my plates that were stolen and not my car. Then I would have been sad and crying in the parking lot with my son and Disneyland would have become the Unhappiest Place On Earth.




#6800 Jittem

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Posted 17 May 2009 - 6:49 AM

Man they wear cool clothes :P


sucks about your plates...especially custom made and all :(

I had my P plate stolen from college the other day, unfortunately they had no chemies affiliation though :(




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