Oh my daisies, I do love going to my pub. So many great people frequent it as i've shown you in the past. Remember Glasgow Graham? I believe he has passed away because I haven't seen him in a long time and last I heard he was collapsed outside liquid one night, to many fit girls caused a heart attack possibly, who knows.



So today I meet up with a good mate of mine after work for a quick pint and we're sitting by the window, having a chat about breasts and whatnot. Over comes this old wasted indian bloke directly imported from India land.



Here he is:





Now you're probably thinking he's on the phone to a mate right? In actual fact he is talking through a dental mirror X-D (pictured below) saying how he's in Peterborough and some other unrecognisable bollocks.





I actually snotted into my pint when I saw this grown man thinking his dentists device could link him to his mate back in India















He was playing with his beads, and decided to throw them down on our table. He also kept wrapping it around both wrists, pointing at us and mumbling something. I'm not sure if i've been cursed :?





Tune in next week for another episode of iguanapunks adventures...

That is the new invention ipunk get with the program. it a new model form samsung the new dental 2000...check you teeth while you talk....where you at ?

I love the crazies. Last time we were down at the local, we were outside having a smoke when we were approached by a homeless man for change. We asked him what it was for, and he promptly replied that it was for beer.



So, of course, we gave him a few dollars. He then proceeded to spend 5 minutes blessing us and protecting our spirits.... and then tried to sell us the t-shirt he was wearing for $5.



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yep gotta love the loonies, usually the most interesting people u meet on a night out.



popped to the shop yesterday and walked passed a massive old lady and as i walked passed she just went 'ummmmmmm' really loudly, so i looked round and she wa slike all offended and went 'i wansnt umming at you, i was trying to remember my shopping'



ooooo k X-D

I think I've already told Jeanie this story but here goes...



I was working at the Information point at Leeds Station a couple of Fridays ago when a bloke in a wheelchair with a mental disability came up to me with who I think was his carer. The carer asked me when the next train to Sheffield was so I advised him. There were some big empty water bottles on the floor next to the desk, the bloke asked if he could have one. His carer said "You don't want of those" but he kept asking me, so I said "Yeah go on then" (just to keep him quiet ;-) ).



About half an hour later I was working on another desk relieving a workmate who'd gone for his break, the two guys were still in the station, I think they'd missed the train I said to them. The guy in the wheelchair was roaming around the footbridge with this water bottle on his step. After about ten minutes later he came back with some kind of industrial power battery next to the bottle, nobody knows where he'd found it! The carer said the bloke thought he was still in Sheffield.



About 10 minutes later Network Rail (the real one...station security) came over, asking where he'd found the battery and the bottle, the bloke couldn't remember. Next thing I knew Network Rail were talking to him in a stern voice, I think they ejected him from the station!! I thought it was pretty harsh myself, I think escorting him down to the Sheffield train and asking the train guard to keep an eye on him would have been better.



Not sure if this a funny or a sad story (I think its a bit of both), I'll leave you to decide 8).